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posted 2/6/2014 11:16:48 AM |
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Pervert Calling:

The phone rings, and the wife answers.

A pervert, breathing heavily, says, "I bet you have a tight ass with no hair."

Woman replies, "Yes I do, he's watching TV - whom shall I say is calling?"

(Laughing emoticon here.......)


Not much to write about just frikkin' SNOW SNOW SNOW...and I'm just as bored with that as you are.

Life has been pretty mellow for me this winter...lots of solitude 'n lovin' it! On the downside, finances have taken a real hit this winter with some unexpected expenses and with a fixed income that can spell near disaster. (Hog...I will send you an e-mail in case you don't read this...I will be without a home phone for an undetermined amount of time until my finances level out so you won't be able to call me...k? I'll let you know when I get it re-instated.)


I'm hangin' in there. My awesome lil Kindle has made this winter bearable and I'm just tickled pink with it!!!

I finally got my new glasses paid for and picked them up Tuesday...OMG I haven't had vision this sharp 'n clear since I can't remember when! This is a culmination a long time coming...well over a year since my cataract surgery and I'm finally done. The end is worth all the misery I've gone through I guess...hoping not to have to deal with glasses again for at least 2 years or more down the road.

I may have mentioned that I need a new Zelda??? She has become old 'n decrepit and outdated. A few weeks ago, I had a problem with Outlook Express. To make a longer story short, after a few remotes with my tech, I just gave up on Outlook totally. So when I went to pay my bill, I mentioned that I had just wasted that money. (I think I was talking to the owner of the business) Anyway, he gave me his card and said to ask for him when I bought a new computer and he'd 'make it right' with me...yea!!! But it'll still be probably summer before I can replace my computer but I must be patient......

(Geez it's snowin' again! And the sun was shinin' just a little while ago...grrrrr)

(Smoke break...brb...)

So anyway, this has been a winter to remember for a number of reasons. With the solitude that I've been able to enjoy, I've made peace with a lot of things. There's nothing like having time on one's hands to be able to review relationships 'n life in general that can bring answers to a myriad of questions which brings peace of mind.

I look forward to spring 'n summer to experience a freedom I haven't had in a long time. I look forward to activities with my old girlfriend from our grade school days. Her and I have so much in common. I look forward to jaunts just by myself, things I like to do alone. I look forward to the fact that I'm dumping a lot of activities that keep me tied down such as flowers and flowerbeds. Such things as having to make floral arrangements for family gravesites...I'm giving that up with the exception of my folks gravesite. I'm tired of 'working' all summer on things that I no longer enjoy.

So anyways...that's about it. Yanno, it's what, just a tad over 7 weeks 'til April? That ain't so long. There's a lot more winter behind us now than ahead of us. Although April can be blustery here in Indiana, it's also mixed with nice days...anything is better than 2 feet of snow and below average temps! April brings hope...and it's just one jump away from May when we can finally say winter is behind us.

Everyone try to keep your spirits up the next few weeks, k? We'll be plantin' flowers 'n mowing grass before ya know it.

Until then, stay warm, be safe 'n keep smilin'....


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Feb 6 @ 12:54PM  

It's probably best for you to finally get a new computer.

Feb 6 @ 4:15PM  
Beginning Sunday it is forecast that the winds will switch to being from the south and will warm up for a few days That should result in the fish coming back into the bay and estuaries from their hiding out in the deeper waters of the gulf I should finally be able to get a hook wet

It is so ugly outside today with the howling north wind that if it was a drunk amorous woman I'd take a pass even if I was three sheets to the wind at closing time

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