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Thanksgiving Holiday Humor - Tommy

posted 11/28/2013 7:37:43 AM |
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I hope everyone has a good Thanksgiving and enjoys the food, festivities and football I have a little time before I begin to make the stuffing for the turkey So, I decided to share a couple of my fonder Thanksgiving memories that may be amusing only to me

One involves my little brother, Tommy, and some of the negative connotations with his name that I could play with that my parents didn’t pick up on that could make him cry. One of them was that worst candy bars you could get, usually in rural gas stations, came from Tom's. Another is that the worst fish you could catch off of the coast of southern California was a tom cod.

There also was one that concerned turkeys. Back in the day there were two types of turkeys, hens and toms. When she took my brother and I to the store to procure the gobbler, I would ask my mother (I already knew the answer) why a hen was more money than a tom. She would say a hen was better. I would say something like, "So if you want a GOOD turkey, you don't want a TOM." She would agree and Tommy would cry

I am a huge football fan and my second favorite team is whoever is playing the Dallas Cowboys and they annually play a Thanksgiving game. I refer to them as the Cowpies or just the Pies much to the dismay of my friends who are rabid Dallas fans. One year they were getting the stuffing beat out of them and folks were having dessert. My friend who is like a sister to me, came up while I was enjoying some pecan pie. She asked me if I was enjoying the pie. I replied, "I am enjoying the pie tremendously and the dessert is quite tasty too!" Some women laughed and many men got pissed

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