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Response to: "women got it rough....ha"

posted 10/4/2013 2:06:33 PM |
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  HisMILF

Aw, don't be so cynical! You may see it as women having the upper-hand by having a larger selection of men, but we also have to deal with emails that say shit like,

"Got any pics of your tits?"
"I would love to eat your pussy all night."
"Looking for online fun. Chat me up at..."

And my favorite of all time,

"You are a man."

I am?!?

None of the above even merited a response - though, I did reply to the guy who said I was a man. No, I wasn't nice. (In my defense, I was having a hot flash when I read his email...I plead "involuntary bitch"!) ...Don't you know, this man had the nerve to then ask if we could start over (if I could send pics that proved I'm a woman)!!!

*deep sigh as I shake my head...* These are opening lines???

My point is, once we weed through the bullshit emails, we have some pretty slim pickin's, too. So quit yer bitchin' and take this for what it's worth...it's free!





Incidentally: this blog was written hot-flash free; it could be worse!




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HisMILF

Oct 4 @ 2:08PM  
As soon as I posted this I saw I had a new email. It says (and I quote):

"what size are ur titties??"
sugarnspice005

Oct 4 @ 4:15PM  
Yeah, those emails are so inspiring....
manwithoutahorse

Oct 4 @ 5:27PM  
It seems like most guys think women think like they do...WRONG!

And why would new women want to join? There hasn't been a new female pic approved since August...not that I've been watching....
Lisa46

Oct 5 @ 1:47AM  
yeah they are pretty lame aren't they? And the funny part? I doubt if any of these "men" are even old enough to "go all night long"
RJ53

Oct 5 @ 1:20PM  
I am changing my section about my preferences in men to man with a readable IQ please send proof of IQ, Think they will get the hint? I really get some e-mails that are at best on the level of a hormone challenged 13 year old and at worst just a blithering idiot with no class, No most women are not like men, I mean we do not send out e-mails asking their penis size,
soft_touch938

Oct 5 @ 10:23PM  
RJ you are so funny! And so RIGHT!
Wordsofwit

Oct 6 @ 10:07AM  
"Got any pics of your tits?"

""what size are ur titties??"

I can answer those questions them, Nomi; yes she does is the answer to the first and huge and gorgeous is the answer to the second.

But do not fret my friend, the pic in question is on the hard drive of a computer that I have retired. I can say the same for a few of you in Pervia actually
HisMILF

Oct 7 @ 9:19PM  
ROFLMAO @ WoW How did I know at least one person would remember (or still have) my pics?!? I just didn't think it would happen so soon!

Thanks to all for reading and commenting! Glad to know even the older Pervians (and by that I mean, long-time members!) still get them!


Got a new one tonight:

u like kinky sex , ever did 3somes,ever did sex with someone in your family,ever had a pet dog lick u off

Really? REALLY? That last one is just EW!
Wordsofwit

Oct 8 @ 9:38AM  
The one I have that I am referring to is one that you sent me by email (it was taken outdoors in bright sunshine) during that massive infamous flame war the started over somebody using somebody else's topless pics in a profile

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