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posted 1/24/2007 6:29:40 PM |
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  sundance64

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could
all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice
I heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you have started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off 23
Bud Lights, a bottle of Absolute, a package of Oreos, the remainder of
my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos
and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

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Argit01

Jan 24 @ 6:32PM  
Give me about 10 years, twelve pairs of hands and legs and I just might finish what I started. Another excellent blog, well done Sunny
tlc0766

Jan 24 @ 6:32PM  
thanks sunny I needed a good laugh!!!!!
PrincessKissy

Jan 24 @ 6:35PM  
belle1010

Jan 24 @ 6:36PM  
I needed that!!!
geena

Jan 24 @ 6:39PM  
That's a good one Sunny, I'l try 23 Corona since I'm in Mexico right now, might cheer me up and throw all the crews here out of the boat.
ynot7769

Jan 24 @ 6:43PM  
well...sure sounds good....just not sure i'm prepared for the true results lol.......but i am gona ponder it
Luvrgrl

Jan 24 @ 6:52PM  
Nice! Very Nice hon.....Once I discovered Prozac, I never went back!
NightOfOld

Jan 24 @ 7:00PM  
I tried snorting coke once, but the bubbles kept popping in my nose.
hopon

Jan 24 @ 7:03PM  
lmao!!!!! i guess i would have to finish off a whole bunch of good dreams that have been interrupted by the damn alarm clock, actually go through with killing my ex husband, move a hole lot of furniture, and lose 50 pounds.... yeah right...... I guess I will never be leaving the damn house!
aberlour

Jan 24 @ 7:18PM  
When I read the words Dr. Phil show I almost didn't click to read it but I'm glad I did.
Stubbsy

Jan 24 @ 8:11PM  
I'm with Aber. You fooled meh!
friendwperks

Jan 24 @ 8:44PM  
HOLY SHIT!!! I have like 8 bottles of unfinished Hard liqueur, Tequila, rum, vodka, gin, and many mixers.
Do I have to finish them all on my own or can I invite you guys to help?
openmindedguy71

Jan 24 @ 9:26PM  
BigFlirt

Jan 24 @ 9:55PM  
And 10 hours on a treadmill after that or new cloths, that is bigger cloths, much bigger...
str8ngr84u2

Jan 24 @ 10:08PM  
Hahahahaha You won't when you step on the scales!!!!
canuhelpme258

Jan 25 @ 12:16AM  
Wow do I have to masturbate for each time I left the house with a hard on?
Rikosound

Jan 25 @ 3:20PM  
Wow! I wish Canu could have taken some pics of you like that! Feel Good! I guess! Kudos to the brews and absolute!!!

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