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posted 8/10/2013 11:31:33 AM |
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Whenever it comes to creating a profile, I always seem to struggle with what to say in that opening line - you know, that headline that goes next to your picture? Currently, mine says "Not your ordinary grandma!" All I can say upon reconsideration - what the hell was I thinking? This is a DATING site! What does that say about me that would make someone click on my profile? I'm thinking I'll change it.

But I have to say, the only reason I'm even thinking about this is I was just perusing the list of who's online and reading some of the opening lines. Here are just a few I found interesting...if not amusing:

I'm not a gynaecologist but, I'll take a look ;-)
Enjoy and xperience the last edge of ur life.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Listen and wait for the echoes of angels
NAW,It's no a skirt.Want a closer look underneath?
Mork looking for his Mindy!!!!
your face or mine...LOL
want to ride a harley vibrator?
I do likelickin U and want to know you too.

Heh-heh...Happy Saturday!

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Aug 10 @ 12:09PM  
How about these:

For African American women who are good with a lance but have a bad disposition:
“I Was a Dark and Stormy Knight”

For lady musicians who write their own stuff:
“I’ll be Bach”

For pre-op transsexuals:
“Sometimes, You Feel Like a Nut”

For German pre-op transsexuals:
“Call me Ish Male”

For girls who prefer K9:
“Kiss Me Quick, but Don’t Slobber”

And, finally, for the lady psychiatrist who specializes in arsonist patients over 21:
“Adult Match Doctor”

Aug 11 @ 8:35PM  
I think we all screw up at the Opening line thingy...!
To me yours...tells me.. that you "MAYBE" oversexed!!!? (I'm thinking with a horny mind..Okies?)
To be Honest...I had to go to another page to see what My Opening line was....

Aug 13 @ 12:52AM  
think about what you want and be honest, if you are a grandmother
you are also a mother, a woman, most likely a lady, and being a mom at one point
you were a girl, a hot date, a good fuck and a gentle cuddle. don't let your current position define you, unless you like that "position"

Aug 22 @ 7:25AM  
I'm sorry it's taken so long to get back here and respond! But thanks to all 3 of you for taking the time to read and comment!

J1958 - I gotta hand it to you, those were some pretty good ones! LOL

onehornytoad69 - Mine says to you that maybe I'm oversexed? LOL I'm not sure - I could be! Do you mean in the sense that I want a lot of sex or I get a lot of sex? I'm actually not sure if either really applies? How much sex does a woman my age usually want or get? I wonder if there are studies about that??? What I do know is I'm getting it more than I want it (not that I don't want it when I get it - I just am not always "in need" when it's coming to me...if you know what I mean :) )

mktontrack - Your comment is interesting...and you are right! I did used to be kinda hot and a good fuck! Now I'm just "attractive for my age" (grrrr!) but still a good fuck...and always a gentle cuddle (but NOT during a hot flash thankyouverymuch!) LOL But seriously, I guess I'm SO used to being "grandma" that it does seem to be the essence of who I am right now. On the other hand, I'm a recent empty-nester and already I can feel changes coming...I may just be in limbo right now! Thanks for your thoughtful comment!

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