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posted 8/5/2013 2:25:00 PM |
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  theSkwirl

Oh noooooo! When I'm snooping through the blogs and a man comes on and tells me just how wrong that I can be, my lover can't be a man 'cuz he doesn't need to supervise my online activity.... just can't get no. No no no.



Sexist much?

Oh and on another rant. Yes, yes I am racist. I'm racist as hell. I want the humans to win... but the rats are ahead by a whisker.

Up with Humans! Down with Rats!

Where were we? Oh yes. I recall. Righting the lefts and leaping small cracks with a single bound.. it's.. it's a bird? It's a mouse? No, it's Super Skwirl!

If we older women aren't sexy as hell, why do all the younger men hit on us? Fall in freaking love with us? Fall in bed with us? Might be because we are not as judgmental as young women. Might be because we aren't looking for a sugar daddy? Might be because we've grown comfortable in our skins and know how to please both our partners and ourselves? Who knows what the answer is. All I know for sure is that 20 never, NEVER, never can't get it up.

Now, now, older gents. Don't get me wrong. We still adore you too.. but on a purely physical, just wanna rut like animals level... and youngling is good.

Let's see, what other myths can I stir up?

Oh right, it's unattractive for a woman to swear. Fuck that in it's pointy ear. You know you wanna hear us tell you that we are dirty little sluts and you need to fuck us til we can't stand up straight. How fucking hot your cock is, how you make us cum buckets.. How our pussies are drenched when we think about you slam fucking us against a wall. Unattractive?



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bigtoolforu

Aug 5 @ 4:44PM  
i want to fuck
J1958

Aug 5 @ 6:13PM  
If we older women aren't sexy as hell, why do all the younger men hit on us?

Lesseee……

1 – no turndowns
2 – fewer metal impediments
3 – Dead inlaws
4 – Baby safe
5 –Tattoos you can read
6 – Better cars
7 – Alimony from your first few husbands
8 – Zero competition
9 – A full medicine cabinet
10 –One in ten can cook
manwithoutahorse

online now!
Aug 5 @ 6:43PM  
Standin' on a corner in Pervia, Oregon, such a fine sight to see...it's a Skwirl my lord, chasing a young flat-stomached stud, I wish she took a look aaaat me. I'll take it eaaasy, it won't be that eaaasy. Cause I'm old.....but I have a fresh prescription of VIAGARA!!!!!
theSkwirl

Aug 5 @ 9:06PM  
Oh Horseless one... I'd look twice atcha!

Big tool.. I dunno if you thought that name through... heh.. but get in line.

Arrogant bigot... meh. You keep tellin yourself those things if it makes you feel better about yourself. I gots no money, I gots loads of baggage, I gots a crappy car and I still get surrounded by men of all ages. Why? Because I love men. You can't get laid because you don't love women. That's pretty obvious.
manwithoutahorse

online now!
Aug 5 @ 9:43PM  
You got me all wrong Skwirl. Sorry my humor missed the mark. You have no idea the women I've loved, do love, and will love.
J1958

Aug 5 @ 9:55PM  
I'm thinkin'....no matter how much alcohol you pour into a bucket of oil, it's still some damn nasty shit.
soft_touch938

Aug 5 @ 10:17PM  
Aw Skwirl...I remember those days, those ways 'n those lays...lol So what happened? Got jaded 'n tried crossing the line but that didn't work either...Male is male is male no matter whether it comes with equipment or not.

All I need fits under my bed and it's at MY beck 'n call...! Men who don't like that are just jealous...poor babies.

An by the way...I've found the more men put women down and brag themselves up, it's a sure sign of total dysfunctional...JMHO
sugarnspice005

Aug 5 @ 11:37PM  
Hey Skwirly!!! Nice to see ya popping in to raise a little heck.


Someone trying to say you're not loveable?????? Well, they just don't ya like the rest of us.

And I've already dropped off my kudo to ya.
RJ53

Aug 6 @ 6:07AM  
You can't get laid because you don't love women. That's pretty obvious.

Well if loving women isn't his things I have a couple of old gay male friends in New York I can introduce him to, Maybe he would have a better outlook on life and look a bit more stylish,
RJ53

Aug 6 @ 6:09AM  
And I sent you your kudos, Have not clue what you are doing with all of them but don't want you to run low on the green nut stock,
straightup_9

Aug 6 @ 7:00AM  
Ahhh, What the heck, left you a greenie just cuz you are you....and yes, I wants ta screw....lmao
Wordsofwit

Aug 6 @ 8:54AM  
As I sit naked, I stare down at my crotch attempting to determine if I am beholding pubic hair or cobwebs. I am jostled into realizing that I am obsolete; not unlike an aged pachyderm meandering, inevitably stumbling, towards the elephant's graveyard
J1958

Aug 6 @ 11:00AM  
I have a couple of old gay male friends in New York I can introduce him to

What did they say when you decided to have the operation?
J1958

Aug 6 @ 11:02AM  
Arrogant bigot

Just because I'm prettier than you, doesn't mean you're dumber than your girlfriends.
theSkwirl

Aug 6 @ 1:36PM  
Obviously, because I am irking someone, I must be a drunk? Hmm? I can count the number of times I've been drunk in the last ten years on one.. ONE hand. I don't need alcohol to have a personality. I'm just naturally adorable.

Even you cannot resist engaging with me. Aww.. I'm the luckiest Skwirl in the Whirrled.

Wordsofwit

Aug 6 @ 3:08PM  
Hey, boys and girls, I see a bit too much ego tripping going on here. It kind of diminishes my experience in enjoying this post and others
sundance64

Aug 6 @ 7:20PM  
Lol...some things never, ever change. Love ya Wife!
TwistAndShout

Aug 6 @ 9:03PM  
Oh and on another rant. Yes, yes I am racist. I'm racist as hell. I want the humans to win... but the rats are ahead by a whisker.

Actually, I think that makes you a specist.
J1958

Aug 7 @ 6:11AM  
I still get surrounded by men of all ages

What witch on fire does not feel this way?
sundance64

Aug 7 @ 10:02PM  
Is it just me or is ^^this^^ guy kind of a dork?
whosewho

Aug 8 @ 12:04AM  
It's just you chubby!
HisMILF

Aug 10 @ 10:21AM  
Oh good lord, look what the cat dragged in...(referring to Sundance64)



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