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posted 6/1/2013 2:11:26 PM |
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Old joke.. I just got done writing it from memory on another site so I did a copy/paste

Following a cast party Kermit and Miss Piggy wound up in her hotel room. One thing led to another. In the middle of their encounter the phone rang. Kermit answered. It was her boyfriend asking to speak to her. Kermit told him, "She is unable to speak to you right now, she has a frog in her throat."

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Jun 1 @ 2:28PM  
A frog in her throat is worth two in her bush.....:-)

Jun 1 @ 4:23PM  
Isn't pork the "other white meat" ? I've heard frogs taste like chicken...LOL

Jun 1 @ 7:22PM  
AH, yes, a frog in her throat.

I like to say that in looking for a man, it is not a matter of kissing alot of frogs. I have to kiss alot of frog gonads...

Jun 1 @ 11:23PM  
I've heard frogs taste like chicken...LOL

I haven't had jumbo frog legs in decades! Use to dip them in Tartar sauce after deep frying them, before munching on them. Good eats!

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