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posted 1/24/2007 9:53:48 AM |
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  PrincessKissy

One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat." We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier, and we took her to the vet.

The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the Vet that it was his WIFE that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband "El-Cheap-O," my husband calls him "El-Take-O." They love to hate each other, and they constantly "snipe" at each other, with my husband getting in the last word on this occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see him. A side door opened, and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's pussy is finally clean and shaved, and she now smells like a rose. Oh, and by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!" And he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even

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GryGoast

Jan 24 @ 10:00AM  
Laffin my ass of dear ... first rate thank you for this up-lift to my mornin
veeruinus

Jan 24 @ 10:06AM  
HAHAHAHAHA...Thanks for the laugh PK
ynot7769

Jan 24 @ 10:09AM  

shit i'm busting stitches
oohhnooo

Jan 24 @ 10:10AM  
PK that was funny as hell
tlc0766

Jan 24 @ 10:11AM  
Love that one!!!!!!!
LadieDarkStarr

Jan 24 @ 10:47AM  
Lik69n

Jan 24 @ 10:54AM  
Way to go Princess. As they say, payback is a bitch. Ya got me laughing on that one. And a big Way To Go to the vet.
joltman20

Jan 24 @ 10:57AM  
My beagle is knocked up! Was straddle around?????????
mike_mike73

Jan 24 @ 11:00AM  
Oh my gosh that was freakin funny. How embarrased I would be if the vet did that to me lol... Thanks for sharing.
Argit01

Jan 24 @ 11:36AM  
Oh gawd that made my headache worse but it was worth it
TheRainKing

Jan 24 @ 11:56AM  
Funny as hell!!! Grade A, #1, Prime cut laughs......You can see why your Queen of my Harem! Way to go Kissy
Mymastersslave

Jan 24 @ 12:44PM  
NightOfOld

Jan 24 @ 1:11PM  
kudo to you PK very good.
StraddleMyNose

Jan 24 @ 2:30PM  
I heard that in an email joke forward before.

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