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posted 5/11/2013 5:31:29 PM |
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How does Obama win the war on terror? He renames it! Its now the overseas contingency operation.

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Did you hear about the reporter who asked Obama a hard question? Neither have we!

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Actually there was a reporter who asked Obama a really hard question. The question was, does he want his water plain or with a slice of lemon.


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How can you tell a Conservative home owner apart from a Democratic home owner? Ask who is paying the Mortgage. The Conservative will point to himself, and the democrat will also point at the conservative.

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Democrats and liberals always say they are smarter than conservatives. If that is true, then why do democrats always have problems in filling out a ballot.

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How many democrats does it take to cast a single vote? 3! The democrat to cast the vote, the lawyer to make sure they did it right, and a party leader to tell them how to vote.

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How do you scare a democrat? Have them cast a vote without a lawyer to show them how to fill out the ballot.

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What happens when a democrat votes? Two votes are cast, and a lawyer is employed.

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Why do democrats like illegal immigrants? They vote for democrats.

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What do Obama and financial scam artist have in common? They both say “yes we can”, they both give hope, they both take your money, they both will leave you penny-less in the end.

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MsPat

May 11 @ 6:09PM  
They are all good .. but I like this one


How many democrats does it take to cast a single vote? 3! The democrat to cast the vote, the lawyer to make sure they did it right, and a party leader to tell them how to vote.
xquseme

May 11 @ 6:54PM  
Why do democrats like illegal immigrants? They vote for democrats.

Unfortunately, this is all too true--and more sad than funny...

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