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Random holy squirrel nuts from hell

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Random holy squirrel nuts from hell

Look at the holy ones nuts
there walnut
Look at the holy ones fuzzy tail
its fuzzy
Now here his mighty squirrel warrior of doom
Now look at his chestnut armor and his mighty sword
See how he chitters at the evil lord
Whose land he’s ravaged
And who’s girlfriend he’s killed
But that’s about the price of fish gills
See if the dark squirrelly horse
And the light squirrelly bush
Fight to the death over the last squirrelly land

Where squirrels can be real squirrels
And nuts can be real nuts
And little twirls can be real little twirls
And where puts can be real puts
This is the legacy of the random holy squirrel nuts from hell

With his mighty ax and steed
He heads off the bad guys with speed
Listen from his squirrelly treetop
He sends enemies to the graves
With out hesitation he eats blow pops
And how is that depraved

But when the time comes for the holy squirrel
To don his squirrelly armor
He needs a little time to shave his little squirrelly arms
And he does a little squirrelly twirl before riding off to battle
But who is the lord he seeks
What does he wish for the defeat of he
And what pissed him off so badly

Easy the evil lord took his nuts away.
For this his evilness must pay
For his nuts were his pride and joy
Something to store and eat for his own toys
So before he rides off to battle
And start such deadly prattle
The random holy squirrel check to make sure he knows where they are

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