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Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?
A: 144 Democrats.

Q: What is foreplay for a Democrat?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.

Q: What is the Democrat doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why did the Liberal have blisters on his lips?
A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Q: Why do Liberals work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

A Democrat found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it. The genie said, "I will grant you one wish." He said, "I wish I were smarter". So the genie made him a Republican.

Q: What the difference between a Democrat and the rear end of a horse?
A: I don't know either.

Q: How is a Liberal different from a sewer rat?
A: Some people actually like sewer rats.

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer to walk in the dark.

Q: Why do so many Liberals live in L.A.?
A: It’s the only city that is easy enough for them to spell.

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Democrat parade.

Q: What is it called when a Liberal blows in another Liberal’s ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: Why don't they let Liberals swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a Democrat.

Q: What's the difference between a Liberal and a sack of manure?
A: The sack.

Q: What's the definition of a Democrat running for Congress for the first time?
A: A mouse trying to become a rat.

Q: What's the difference between God and a Democrat?
A: God knows He's not a Democrat.

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Wordsofwit

Apr 21 @ 11:41AM  
These aren't as good as part one and some are old lawyer jokes, but many could be good "Lippy" jokes . But these two are funny:

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Democrat parade.

Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a Democrat.
Wordsofwit

Apr 21 @ 11:43AM  
Forgot another funny one:

Q: Why do so many Liberals live in L.A.?
A: It’s the only city that is easy enough for them to spell.



MsPat

Apr 21 @ 2:20PM  
and some are old lawyer jokes (sorry quote button won't work)

at any rate it's a good comparison .

my fav..

Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer to walk in the dark.

Q: Why don't they let Liberals swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

Q: What the difference between a Democrat and the rear end of a horse?
A: I don't know either.

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