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posted 4/15/2013 4:18:13 PM |
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A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."

Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on TV

Batteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!

When we're done with them we can stuff them back in the drawer and not hear from them until we're ready.

It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.

We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.

Position is your choice, not his.

It always is hard.

It doesn't leave a mess behind.

You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.

It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.

It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.

You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.

They don't get tired after the first time

They never poke you in the back in the morning to see if
you are in the mood.

In the morning you don't have to fix it breakfast.

Safe sex without a rubber

A couple batteries and you don't have to put up with the shit, just turn it off when you get done with it !

As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vibrator can keep going and going and going! (while you keep coming and coming!)

Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime, anywhere you want!!

They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.

You don't have to dress up for your vibrator.

You can show it off to your friends.

They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another one

It doesn't leave a wet spot.

It can be stashed away in a drawer.

It doesn't have a mother!!

It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard.

You know exactly where it's been.

Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.

They never come before you do.

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soft_touch938

Apr 15 @ 8:43PM  
Ya don't have to stroke their egos (or anything else for that matter...lol)

Ya don't have to worry about saying something that hurts their lil feelers..awww poor baby...

They never say "no"

They don't mind livin' under a bed with the dust bunnies.

Those are funny Bruce...wist I had a laughing emoticon to put here but I can give you a cookie so consider it done!
cottoncandydragon

Apr 16 @ 12:09AM  
And vibratos don't have ex-wives!
Good on, Bruce! Love the add on, Softie.
mynameismarie

Apr 16 @ 4:03AM  
Love the joke, and the add-ons! Thanks for sharing :-)

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