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posted 3/31/2013 2:07:22 AM |
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  Wordsofwit

In honor of the first MLB game of the season, I am posting a baseball joke:


Two elderly women who were life long friends decided to experience life in ways they never had. They decided to combine two activities that would be new to them, getting drunk and going to a baseball game. They got a bottle of whiskey on their way to the ballpark and stashed it in one of their purses. They watched the game until it was the bottom of the fifth and the bags were loaded with two out.

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DROCKTAIL666

Mar 31 @ 2:35AM  
OK, I'll let you get away with that one. Maybe I can work on a better one for opening day.....lol.
Wordsofwit

Mar 31 @ 3:59AM  
I look forward to it. As Milton Berle said, "I know a good joke when I steal one", and I will. Post it as a comment or a new blog. Hell, the joke I posted is old enough to buy its own liquor. I heard it 30 years ago

That reminds me of the time a few years ago when you posted that you took your GF out to a five star restaurant for a romantic dinner and then to an Orioles game at Camden Yards on Valentines Day... even though they were playing in either Arizona or Florida during spring training at that time
DROCKTAIL666

Mar 31 @ 10:05PM  
You're two faced. You play both sides and that denotes someone who lacks self confidence. You no longer have access. You disappoint me and I brook no tolerance for those who seek relevance by kissing the asses of everyone in order to establish relevancy.
xquseme

Mar 31 @ 10:31PM  
You're two faced. You play both sides and that denotes someone who lacks self confidence.

OMG!! Look in the mirror much, Doc?!?
Wordsofwit

Mar 31 @ 10:32PM  
You're two faced. You play both sides and that denotes someone who lacks self confidence. You no longer have access. You disappoint me and I brook no tolerance for those who seek relevance by kissing the asses of everyone in order to establish relevancy.

First I find out there is no Easter Bunny then this... I am shattered
TwistAndShout

Apr 1 @ 5:33AM  
You're two faced. You play both sides and that denotes someone who lacks self confidence. You no longer have access.

WoW, I don't know how you can live with a loss like this.

Cocktail, I'm going to be at Camden Yards this coming weekend. If you buy me four or five beers, I'll be your friend. Just don't sit next to me.
StraddleMyNose

Apr 1 @ 7:36AM  
Looks like Houston kicked your ass last night in your opener, 8-2.

My Reds play your division rivals (Angels) this afternoon.

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