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posted 3/30/2013 4:50:02 AM |
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  dr3arms

1. Something adorable.
2. Bored as hell.
3. Stacolypse.
4. Fernerferner.
5. Monkey shine wasn't real.
6. My own self worth is determined only by the amount of mental and physical exertion I apply to my trade. that trade? Annoying the fuck out of Japanese Boyband fangirls by stating their favorite bands are like scratching nails on a chalk board.
7. Simcity sucks. gen one rocks.
8. Chalupa are great for making laundry hellish.
9. My mind is on fire. My heart frozen solid. My body keeps farting. Hell yes I went there.
10. This release of rapid fire updates aren't anything to be concerned about... Much.
11. I released t he beast in the kitchen and it sounding nothing like a majestic lions roar. Sounding like a mouse on helium through a broken sound system.
12. I sometimes think Midgets can do amazing things, like fly, if only they were genetically gifted with feathers on their arms.
13. Do you hate me yet? Cause these are just words on a screen. think about it.
14. I realize that by doing this one update at a time, I am considerablly annoying the crap out of at least thirty people that I know nothing about. Way to go Russia!
15. I misspelled Considerably. Yes... I just did that.
16. Waaaaaiiiiiit fooooor iiiiit....
17. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY AND VENERABLE BILL WATSON! WHO HATH SHOT PUTTED THE NEIGHBORS BAT SHIT INSANE TEA CUP POODLE FOR BARKING FOR TWELVE HOURS WHILE THEY WATCHED RERUNS OF "JACKASS!" wHO HATH KILLED A BEAN BURRITO BECAUSE IT WAS THERE, AND NOTHING COULD BE DONE ABOUT IT! WHO HATH LEARNED THY POWER OF CAPS LOCKING A HAIL WHEN HAILING A CAP DURING A HAIL STORM!

The great and mighty warrior who, with a simple wipe of his glorious god like hand, cleared away some dust on his tv screen! Who hath achieved "Worlds greatest person who did something five people in Detroit did" because why the fuck not? Who hath cleaved thy annoying mother in law out of the room because she wouldn't shut the hell up about that weird smell coming from the vent. Who hath poked a giant eyeball, because there was a giant eyeball, and he wanted to fucking poke it. Who hath smacked the person talking on his phone during the important and climatic scenes in the Matrix movies, because those moments are crucial to answer the question "What the fuck is he talking about!?"

All are witness to his mighty exploits as he slays the left over chinese food box filled with a substance somewhat like rice, but completely foreign to the planet earth. All shall know of his triumphs against 4am constipation, at the same time that his roommates decide that right then was a great time to play "The best of Kenny G" really, really loudly.
18. All hail the great and mighty pointy stick thingy that makes people yell out in pain when poked. Because it is a sharp pointy thingy, and that's just their deal man.
19. All hail pot! Just a single pot, in which you can hold a lot of water, and make it bubble when heat is applied for some time.
20. All hail this marchmallow peep which is annoying the shit out of me by not being eaten at this point in writing! PEEEEEEEPS!
21. I AM INCREDIBLY BORED. that deserved caps lock all on it's own.
22. Oner the course of the next five minutes. I will talk unceasingly. no one will be able to hear what I say, but that's not the point anyways. I lied.
23. Someone, please tell me to shut the hell up! Which is completely useless because I am not talking anyways! I am writing!
24. I just figured out why Iheart wasn't working. I had it on pause. this was going on for at least fifteen minutes. I am the peak of human evolution with this great and fearsome achievement! Just liek the people who leave their Christmas lights up all year long.
25. BACON!!!!!
26. Dear self: SHUT THE HELL UP! Ha! I'm not speaking! Dear self, stfuyfi... fyygddarfmftbliacsdf...
27. All better.
28. Okay, seriously, I'm much better after that weird schism of me, coffee, and the update bar. This is what my minds like when I'm writing parts for SDD, but more focused on the actual writing aspect, So... As my friend pointed out ot me that I rattled off a good (now) 60 updates and a weirdly satisfying note (for me at least), I'll never allow myself to get that personal with the FB update bar for at least nine months. After that, who knows.

that's all for tonight.

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