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Dick’s Pixxx Number Four (Part ONE)

posted 1/23/2007 5:43:02 PM |
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That's right, kiddies, U are in 4 a special treat 2day! I know I have already reviewed one website 2day, but it looks like U are going 2 recieve a second review on the house! Why? Becuz this is a special BY REQUEST review that I am making here on AMD just 4 U! That’s right…this review of wuz requested by none other than webmaster and freak extraordinaire himself…the one…the only…uhohs! And if that handle is ringing a few bells up in Ur belfry I can certainly tell U why! Becuz the man of the hour…uhohs himself…is a member in good standing of AMD!!! How about it folks, let’s give him a hand! Stand up and take a bow, uhoh…U deserve it! C’mon, now…don’t be shy…U know this is what U wanted! Ok…now sit down, son. There is a thin line between happy 2 be acknowledged and egomaniacal and I’m afraid Ur dancing all over it with combat boots! So, maybe that means I should get on with it, huh?

The site I am reviewing, Uhoh’s Adult Amateurs, is an easy 2 access, easy 2 use, free, porn compilation site. If I have any complaints at all about the way my man has set this site up, it would be that the fileserving site he uses 2 house his plethora of clips is kinda fucked, but I can’t see holding that against the guy. He even managed 2 make leaving comments quite easy (so U have no reason not 2 do this very thing when U drop in 2 support our fellow AMD brother, right?), something I could never seem 2 do on despite actually trying! He has filled the page with exactly what we are looking 4…PORN...AND LOTS OF IT! Although he does carry one small click-through ad at the top of the page (remember…this is one of our friends here people. Would it kill U 2 click on the fucking banner if it meant someone we know getting paid? I mean, honestly...would it?), this is not a porn site that is overrun with advertising, the way so many free sites seem 2 be these daze. Unfortunately, the fileserver, again, is not nearly as ad free as the site. However, so long as U stick with the file U were after 2 begin with U should be OK.

Now, let’s talk about layout. In this department I am afraid the site is somewhat lacking, what with it’s plain black background. On the other hand, are we here 2 fucking bake cookies or watch some fucking porn? If it’s bake cookies then perhaps U should find some site with a nice flowery background 4 U 2 look at while U jerk-off N2 the cookie dough. However, if like me, U are here 4 (one reason and one reason only...2 see some fucking porn!), the all-black background is actually kinda cool. Not only that, but this slimmed down version actually loads a lot faster than many other porn sites with half as much content on them. So, in this instance, I would have 2 say that less is definitely more!

Next…we move on 2 content. What kinds of shit does my man feature on his site. Well, first off, U won’t be finding any super freaky shit on here. If U are looking 4 X-dressers or gay porn or S & M type shit U may as well keep right on looking. This is not the site 4 U. Although there is a grainy video of some broad pissing on a guy, that’s about as freaky as it gets. We all know that a chick can piss on a guy in fucking Better Homes and Gardens these daze if that’s what she wants 2 do, so I don’t really think that qualifies as hard-core kink. If, however, U are part of that 98% demographic that is not looking 4 hard-core kink but just some good old fashioned amateur fucking, guess what, baby? U may as well hit ctrl+shift+I and put this bitch in favorites right now becuz U will be coming back 2 this motherfucker right here! Now, I’m certainly not going 2 sit up here and preach about the validity of the amateur status of the models on this site. Quite frankly, I do not believe that many of the people I watched on this website are actually amateurs. That having been said…did I recognize anyone from somewhere else? No, I did not. Did I sense an over production that U never see in “true” amateur vids? No, I did not. So then, is it at all possible that these people are, in fact, amateurs? Why, sure. Anything’s possible 4 Christ’s sake. At the end of the day, though….who really gives a shit? (ok…ok….amateur purists will argue that it is false advertising 2 claim this is an amateur site if it is not, but I saw no real evidence of that.)



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Jan 24 @ 12:26AM  
I can't believe that the Cellar is paying for this "crap" but since you have banked a few we'll let it slide !!!

Jan 24 @ 12:38AM  
But your payin for me to go to VEGAS!!!!!

Jan 24 @ 1:19AM  
I might as well make someone happy !

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