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posted 2/10/2013 8:25:45 PM |
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  aftershocks

Here are some elephant jokes that were new to me. Maybe they are new to you too.

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Why does a bull elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty stupid with only six inches.


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A man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass."

The doctors says "Drop your pants, bend over and I will have a look".

"Fuck me" says the doctor " What could have made a hole as big as that?"

The patient replies "I've been fucked by an elephant".

The doctor says "An elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous".

The patient replies "He fingered me first"

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Wordsofwit

Feb 10 @ 8:49PM  


I hadn't heard them and they were hilarious, kudo
TwistAndShout

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Feb 11 @ 6:46PM  
The second one in particular is pretty funny!
onehornytoad69

Feb 15 @ 7:24AM  
cute ones!! Thx for sharing!!

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