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CHINESE PROVERBS **Joke**

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> Man who run in front of car get tired.
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> Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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> Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to
>Bangkok.
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> Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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> Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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> Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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> Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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> Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on
>earth.
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> War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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> Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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> Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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> It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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> Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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> Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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> Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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> Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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> Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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> Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

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BigGreyWolf347

Jan 23 @ 1:06PM  
Don't forget, Woman who fly upside down have crack up.

Thanks for the one liners.

GryGoast

Jan 23 @ 1:07PM  
Thank you dear ... I enjoyed em very much
str8ngr84u2

Jan 23 @ 1:35PM  
hahaha....good!!!
NightOfOld

Jan 23 @ 1:39PM  
Man who screw girl on side of mountain,not on level.

Man who screw girl in Strawberry patch, in a jam

confushious say,blanket of darkness cover multitude of sin.
sumdaysoon

Jan 23 @ 1:39PM  
oh yea smiles are lots better than frowns...
Cum2dayIsay

Jan 23 @ 1:56PM  
Argit01

Jan 23 @ 2:26PM  
for once I am lost for words (thank fuck for that you all say).
veeruinus

Jan 23 @ 2:28PM  
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

So very right. But its not only night. Its for LIFE.
aberlour

Jan 23 @ 2:45PM  
good stuff.

You missed a few though:
It is good for boy to meet girl in park but better for boy to park meat in girl.
A man that jerks of into cash register is coming into money.
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
canuhelpme258

Jan 23 @ 3:42PM  
Also the great Chinese works of art.

Yellow River by Igo Pee Daily
Yellow Blanket by Hego Pee Nightly
Brown Spots On Wall by Who Flung Poo

fuck I'm fried can't be on 24/7 now can I?
StraddleMyNose

Jan 23 @ 4:04PM  
lol...Those are some good ones
HRRRICKANE

Jan 23 @ 4:10PM  
lets not forget the chinese couple that had a retarded baby and named him [ SUM TING WONG !
paulywalnuts

Jan 23 @ 5:27PM  
Man who have hole in pants pocket feel much cockey all day
HRRRICKANE

Jan 23 @ 5:32PM  
man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with stinky fingers
Raven_Silverfire

Jan 25 @ 1:42AM  
jril725

Jan 27 @ 5:30PM  
Great ones..

oh and Wolf.. it's woman who fly upside down have "hairy crack up" JR

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