I wrote this in an email to someone on the vanilla site off of the top of my head. I remember all of these damned jokes I've heard in my life, but forget important stuff  
Anyway, I figured that as I went to all of the trouble to key it in to my pal at my blistering 27 WPM keyboard speed, I might as well share it as I have not seen it in cyber space for many years...
A boy went to up to his father and said, "Dad, I heard two new words today at school and I don't know what they mean, 'pussy' and 'bitch'."
His dad left and returned with a copy of Playboy, opened it up to the centerfold. He then pulled out a pen and drew a circle around the vaginal area and pointing to it said, "This is a pussy."
"Okay, but what is a bitch?"
"Everything outside of the circle."
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