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A joke that may piss off my fem friends

posted 1/28/2013 6:47:48 PM |
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I wrote this in an email to someone on the vanilla site off of the top of my head. I remember all of these damned jokes I've heard in my life, but forget important stuff

Anyway, I figured that as I went to all of the trouble to key it in to my pal at my blistering 27 WPM keyboard speed, I might as well share it as I have not seen it in cyber space for many years...

A boy went to up to his father and said, "Dad, I heard two new words today at school and I don't know what they mean, 'pussy' and 'bitch'."

His dad left and returned with a copy of Playboy, opened it up to the centerfold. He then pulled out a pen and drew a circle around the vaginal area and pointing to it said, "This is a pussy."

"Okay, but what is a bitch?"

"Everything outside of the circle."

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Jan 29 @ 9:20PM  
Woop woop

Jan 30 @ 8:02AM  

Jan 30 @ 9:44PM  
I don't offend that easily and have heard worse.

Jan 31 @ 6:04AM  
There is a version of it that uses the "C" word instead of "bitch"

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A joke that may piss off my fem friends