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posted 1/21/2013 5:17:54 PM |
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Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.

3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

6. If all is not lost, where is it?

7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

8. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.

15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone want to play chess?

16. Its not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.

17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . .

2. I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm hereafter.

19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

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Jan 21 @ 10:51PM  
Funny....I'm old and these are still funny. It takes a big sense of humor to grow old...yep!

Jan 21 @ 11:30PM  

Yes, I have to type out the brackets along with the letter and number to emoticons since I just can't click onto them like everyone else not using i.e. can.

Jan 22 @ 3:22AM  

Jan 23 @ 2:06AM  
You go, girl...but then there's this: I thought we agreed we wouldn't be posting other people's stuff without attribution.

Jan 23 @ 8:41AM  
I don't know where this silly guy ^^^^ comes up with his shit. I have never agreed to anything that has anything to do with him other than to continue to laugh at him.

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