It was an important event. The kind of occurance that required things like planning and preparation. No, it demanded them. Brain called a meeting to go over the last minuite details.
"You know why I called this meeting this morning..." Brain addressed his comrade Heart. Then he shot a glaring look at the only other attendee... Penis.
"We have been over this time and again, but I don't want any screw-ups this evening. Heart and I are in total agrrement on this."
"Absolutely!" Heart chimed in, for it was rare to have this level of consensus with Brain.
Brain continued, "We have planned everything down to the last detail. When we will arrive, what we will be wearing, the music, the scents, the topics of conversation. She is a very special person and I want nothing left to chance at this first get-together."
"I completely agree" said Heart.
"She does have really nice tits!" interjected Penis.
This really got under Brain's skin, "Penis! We'll have none of that kind of talk! This event is very important to both heart and I!"
"She'll probably be all wet and warm down there." Penis was smiling now.
Heart turned a little red. Brain pounded his hand on the table! "For God's sake Penis control yourself! Heart and I believe there is a future here! She's smart, warm and sophisticated. She won't abide by horseplay. If you don't behave yourself I'm going to have to open you valve and deflate your ass again!"
"Yes sir, I understand" replied Penis.
"Good, then we are all in agreement and everything is set. Let's adjourn until this evening." Brain began to close the meeting. Penis raised his hand excitedly.
"Yes Penis, you have something more to add?"
"Ummm yeah. I got it on the whole behave yourself thing I just have one more question."
"Of course, I want to make sure there is no confusion" Brain replied.
"She'll wanna fuck right?
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read more blogs!
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joltman20
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Jan 23 @ 11:59AM
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At least it wasn't a one line WANNA FUCK blog?? 
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lintroller
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Jan 23 @ 12:02PM
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Having a penis is like having T.O. on your team. Sure, he may be a superstar and perform when called upon, but he's a divisive force in the locker room. Trust me, I know--I'm an Eagles fan. 
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DickSlippery
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Jan 23 @ 12:03PM
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That's fucking funny! 
I might actually have 2 steal this fucking idea it's so goddamn good! 
DS 
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uhohs
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Jan 23 @ 12:03PM
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Lmfao,good one man
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NightOfOld
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Jan 23 @ 12:16PM
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LMAO that was a good one. nice going.
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wtxman
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Jan 23 @ 12:20PM
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Great stuff,especially if DS is gioing to appropriate(steal) it. Maybe you should join forces with the Cellar crew.
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tlc0766
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Jan 23 @ 12:22PM
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Pudge2you
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Jan 23 @ 12:26PM
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wtxman, I am flattered and certainly enjoy the Cellar crew... But I hear positions there are filling up fast, and i don't work for fuckin free!! lol
Thx for the invite.... I'll have to visit more often at least...
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wtxman
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Jan 23 @ 12:29PM
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Bro you got it wrong,only the interns work for free. I'm sure there is another executive position that we can create for you.
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Pudge2you
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Jan 23 @ 12:35PM
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OK wtxman you have my attention now... what position would you propose? 
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DickSlippery
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Jan 23 @ 12:35PM
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Watch it...no telling where he's going with this...
DS
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veeruinus
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Jan 23 @ 1:12PM
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Argit01
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Jan 23 @ 2:15PM
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That's one to remember, a kudo too
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wtxman
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Jan 23 @ 2:53PM
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The coast is clear; had to wait for DS to start hitting that bottle of Jackie D,and start another blog. We are thinking about making you editor and chief of publications, got a great penthouse office overlooking a super fund clean up site.lots of perks. if interested contact openmindedguy71 CEO The Cellar
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justelva
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Jan 23 @ 5:15PM
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fucking funny man..
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wtxman
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Jan 23 @ 5:31PM
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We will also throw in the babe ^ that made the last comment. It's an offer you can't refuse (if you know whats good for you )
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Looking4ever
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Jan 23 @ 7:26PM
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Pudge, Pudge, Pudge...
You really have a gift, man. You need to write a lot more and share it with us. Really! Don't let those talents go un-wasted! And be careful about getting mixed up with those deviants at The Cellar!
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Stubbsy
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Jan 23 @ 7:40PM
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This really got under Brain's skin
Something is just wrong about that line.
I can see it now... Instead of Pinky and the Brain it'll be Penis and the Brain.
Penis looks eagerly over at Brain and asks, "What are we going to do today, Brain?"
Brain replies, "The same thing we do everyday, Penis. Jackoff, so we can think about taking over the world!"
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Pudge2you
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Jan 23 @ 10:50PM
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Ha!! that's a good one Stub...
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ridnonrims
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Jan 24 @ 7:52AM
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sweet bro to tru 
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wtxman
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Jan 24 @ 8:56AM
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hey looking4now,I sent out a personal invite for you to jin the cellar clique. You never RSVP to us. Offer still stands,I have something very special in mind for you.
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belle1010
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Jan 29 @ 3:51PM
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Now i'm impressed, a man with a Penis AND a Brain! L4N is right, you're very talented, keep ummmm UP the good work! 
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