I just saw this on the vanilla site and gave it a kudo. I find it to be hilarious and I had never heard it before so I am stealing it and slid the poster a green diskie I always award one when a joke is hilarious and I had never heard it... that happens a few times a year on this site
A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes
him as real Rugby player.
They start to talk and eventually go back to his place.
They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.
On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
"What's that for?" the lady questions.
"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV,
people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."
Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg,
he has a tattoo that says NIKE.
'What's that ?' the lady questions again.
"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo
is seen on TV."
Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has
a tattoo that says AIDS.
The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"
The man replies: "No, no...!!! Calm down...!!!
It will say ADIDAS in a minute."
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