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  LadyRamRod_

How the world works lately...




If a man cuts his finger off while
Slicing salami at work,
He blames the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the
Tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes
Into a tree while driving home drunk,
He blames the bartender.

If your grandchildren are
Brats without manners,
You blame television.

If your friend is shot by a
Deranged madman,
You blame the gun manufacturer..

And if a crazed person breaks
Into the cockpit and
Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
And the passengers
Kill him instead,
The mother of the crazed deceased
Blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to
Understand the world
As it is anymore.

So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED FAT butt


Is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to



Blame Bill Gates .


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sugarnspice005

Jan 7 @ 12:37AM  
Ok. Will do.

manwithoutahorse

Jan 7 @ 9:22AM  
And I'll be sure to share the settlement with your favorite charity...that would be me, right?

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