Or just what?
Twas a cold and sunny afternoon in Janusuary. The tweety birds are tweetying, the blue jays are shouting, the dogs are being annoying as hell... what more could you ask for in a day like today?
Oh wait.. I know.. A good rogering would not come amiss on a day such as this. Course, I could also go for a nice hot veggie pizza.. or.. a massage.. but all in all I'm leaning toward the rogering.
Any Rogers in the house?
Wait,now where was I going with this? Anyone remember? Yeah, me neither.
So, I'm alive but my Jeep is dead. I'm not sure what the correspondence of those two issues is.. but I'm pretty sure there's a lesson in there somewhere. If you dig deep enough.
Did I ever mention that I hate winter? Just in case I had not.. here it is, I .. hate.. winter. that is all. Y'all can love it all you want but I'm so not into becoming one of the multitude of Evil Penguins.
Right.. where were we.. oh.. over there. *goes over there*
Where my Nerds at? I have some funnies for ya:
Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? No, no, no. To whom.
As my chemistry teacher always said, if you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gasses here!" Argon doesn't react.
The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar at the same time. It was tense.
Right.. now back to the business at hand. Oh Pervia! My dick is hard come fuck me.. Oh Pervia!
What? I'm off track and rambling? The hell you say? Holy carp. That sucks.
Ohhh Dr.C... I neeeeeeed you baby, where are you? Come set me back on my straight and narrow path. give me this day my shower of Bovine Detritus. Lead me not into moral ineptitude, but deliver me from egregiousness. Forgive me my webpractices as I forgive those who have Trolled against me. For thine is the dirty shower, and the power, and the glory hole forever, Amen!
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