That was something that we did as kids, grab another kid by the nipple and not let go until he whistled. One guy got his butt whupped on by his mom when he did it to his little sister and she started crying. But I digress.
What this post involves is suit against a police officer for excessive force resulting in a ruptured breast implant. Apparenly the city wants to make a federal case out of it as it feels it has a better chance of defending it in federal court.
There are elements of it that are almost like an Onion satire. For example, the plaintiff was driving to a grocery to buy cookie dough for her son's school project and her name is Rebecca Van Hooser (almost hooter  )
I did a search on her and she is a hottie. I thought that perhaps she was employed at a gentlemen's club. Nope, she is a paralegal.
I anticipate that the officer is going look like a real boob in court who will be groping for an explanation. I have a feeling that she may rack up a nice chunk of change in the resulting damages award or settlement (if the city wants nip this in the bud).
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