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posted 12/28/2012 1:22:11 PM |
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> Each Friday night after
work ole Bubba would fire up his outdoor

> grill and cook a venison
steak right out of the meat supply in his freezer.


> Most all of Bubba's
neighbors were Catholic. And when Lent occured

> every spring, they were
forbidden from eating meat on Friday. Well, during

> Lent the delicious aroma
from the grilled venison steaks caused such a

> problem for the Catholic
faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.


> The Priest came to visit
Bubba, and after a few minutes he suggested

> that Bubba become a
Catholic. Bubba thought that was a wonderful idea. And

> after many classes and
much study, Bubba attended his first Mass. As the

> priest sprinkled holy
water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and

> you were raised a
Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."


> Bubba's neighbors were greatly
impressed and relieved by Bubba's

> conversion.........until
the first Friday night of Lent arrived. The

> wonderful aroma of
grilled venison again filled the entire neighborhood. The

> Priest was called
immediately by the disgruntled neighbors, and as the

> Priest rushed into
Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold

> him, the Priest stopped
and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba,

> clutching a small bottle
of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the

> grilling meat and
chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but

> now you is a

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Dec 28 @ 6:32PM  
Love it!

Dec 28 @ 11:02PM  
Well I was gonna put a couple of laughing smiley faces here but they don't work so how 'bout....ROFLMAO. Thanks for the laugh!

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