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Why are Muslim Terrorists so quick to commit suicide

posted 12/9/2012 8:21:40 PM |
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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother in law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??
Well no shit Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse

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Dec 9 @ 9:05PM  
no wonder they don't value life since they don't have one lol

Dec 10 @ 2:59AM  
General Black Jack Pershing and His Solution To Muslim Terrorists

posted by Roughhouse in
on September 14, 2010 - 2:49pm

Concerning the subject of the military, General Black Jack Pershing is one of the most recognized names in our American History.

Not only did Mr. Pershing serve in the Spanish American war and also chase Pancho Villa All over the south around and into Mexico, before WWI Black Jack Pershing was the Military Governor of Moro Province Philippines where he was facing a Muslim terrorist insurgency.

One act committed by General Black Jack Pershing stands out in History that defines the American fighting man as an individual who will do exactly what it takes to stop an enemy that burns with the desire to die for their own country in the name of their religious beliefs.

This would be the radical Muslim terrorists at war with the infidel of today.

When Pershing was the Military Governor of the Moro Province in the Philippines there were a number of terrorist attacks by the Muslim extremists. General Pershing wanted to stop it in it's tracks.

Knowing that the Muslim considers the pig to be a filthy animal and to come in contact with pigs blood or even touch a pig will ban them from going to paradise and enjoying the rewards of their promised virgins... Pershing did this.

He captured fifty Muslim terrorists tied them to posts and readied them for execution. While the 50 terrorists watched and waited he slaughtered two pigs and dipped the bullets used by the firing squad in pigs blood.

The Muslim terrorists do not mind dying for Allah but to be killed while in contact of pigs blood scared them more than the act of dying itself.

His firing squad than shot 49 of the Muslim terrorists with the bullets already dipped in pigs blood. Pershing than ordered the his soldiers to dig a mass grave in which he threw the bodies of the dead 49 Muslim terrorists into face down so they could not see Mecca and covered their bodies with the blood and the remains of the pigs slaughtered for this military operation. Than he buried the Muslim terrorists this way.

General Pershing than set the 50Th Muslim terrorist free to go back and tell his comrades what had just happened. There was not another terrorist attack for the next forty two years IN THE WORLD.

Where is the American fighting man in our Military today with the fortitude to order the actions it takes to stop This radical Muslim terrorist of today?

To be fair to the readers.

There is some doubters who say this is a myth and General Black Jack Pershing never carried out this type of mission. There are also other reports it was a Captain Rogers who carried out the mission and more like them with great success. The insurgency stops in all of the stories. There are also some reports that a hand full of these types of missions were carried out and each were carried out with more enthusiasm and fervor than the others.

One example is the American Soldiers started burying the insurgent's bodies with their heads cut off, and with pigs body parts placed inside of the dead insurgents mouth. Leave it up to the ingenuity of the American Fighting Man instead of the politically correct politician and you will get results! Hooyah!!!

May not be a verifiable factual account, BUT IT'S A GOOD PLACE TO START!


Dec 10 @ 4:01PM  
Good one Lady, kudo your way

Dec 10 @ 9:59PM  
Hey LRR,

I just checked out the other Vanilla side and one old guy liked your blog so much he copied it and posted it as his own. And the next comment was taken from the same source as mine. Looks like some are so eager to get their name out there they'll even rob from the blogs next

Dec 10 @ 11:43PM  

Painfully unfunny, ignorant chain emails from racist, xenophobic conservatives!

Lets face it, they only do it to get away from most of you.

Dec 11 @ 12:57AM  
Lets face it, they only do it to get away from most of you.

Can you hurry them up a bit?

Dec 11 @ 7:15AM  
Can you hurry them up a bit?

Lol! Herb Tarlek's out of the closet again! You can always recognize him by the plaid suit, white shoes, and shriveled up little soul.


Dec 11 @ 3:31PM  
If only American Fundie Wingnuts had that same mentality...oh wait. No wonder most of you hate them, surprise! Thing is, most of you don't have to good common sense to blow yourselves up to meet jeebus in Heaven. Oh well, so much for my Christmas wish :(

Jul 9 @ 10:55PM  
The dumbest most racist and generalized statement I have ever read. I get that this is a joke but the way some people talk about Muslims is baffling... If you don't understand the conflict or the people involved just steer clear of the topic and slowly and silently pull your head out of the sand before you make statements like this.
You are the reason the rest of the world hates Americans. You embarrass me and my country

Jul 12 @ 1:21AM  
I'll take hate and fear any day over the silence of the lambs bleating and waiting for their extinction. Grow a set!

Jul 19 @ 3:00PM  
u, sir, are most definitely an idiot.

Jul 21 @ 3:33AM  
Well he's not a naive liberal, so on the evolutionary scale you've been trumped kid.

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Why are Muslim Terrorists so quick to commit suicide