Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?
Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard. Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr. T. And Reid's so dumb, he makes Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed! If I were less polite, I'd say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful.
Speaking of the Speaker ... Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby, you must'v e been something before electricity. Seriously, the Speaker may look like an idiot and talks like an idiot but don't let that fool you. She really is an idiot.
Charlie Rangel ... still alive and still robbing the taxpayers blind. What does that make, six decades of theft? Rangel's the only man with a rent-controlled mansion. He's the guy who writes our tax laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! So why isn't he the Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a Nigerian Banker.
Barney Frank ... he's a better actor than Fred Flintstone. Consider that he and Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown, and they're not only not serving time with Bubba and Rodney, they're still heading up the financial system! Let's all admit it ... Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on Novocain.. How did this guy g et elected? Oh, that's right .... he's from Massachusetts . That's the state that elects Mr. Charisma, John Kerry -- man of the people!
You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine bottles with him. Here's a news flash, Dodd: when your local newspaper calls you a "lying weasel," it may be time to retire. Dodd's involved in more shady deals than the Clintons . Even Rangel looks up to him!
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you ... especially given your upbringing ~ All you've overcome. I heard your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works for you. Personally, I don't think you're a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?
As for President Obama, what can I say? They say President Obama's arrogant and aloof, but I don't agree. Now it's true when you enter the room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. His mind is open to new ideas -- so open that ideas simply pass through it. Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his first name really was Barack. Just don't ask about his middle name! But Obama was able to set a record ... he actually lied more in 60 days than Bill Clinton. FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR "HOPE AND CHANGE".....
BEND OVER AND PREPARE TO RECEIVE YOUR BOUNTY! President Obama just completed the UNHOLY and ANTI-AMERICAN TRIFECTA:
1st president in 110 years to miss the annual Army-Navy Football Game. 1st president to not attend any Christmas religious observance. 1st president to stay on vacation after a terrorist attack.
AND ALL IN THE SAME MONTH! WHAT A GREAT PRESIDENT!
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StraddleMyNose

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Oct 11 @ 1:58PM
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Emoticons aren't working, so I hope you don't mind a "LOL" instead.
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sugarnspice005

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Oct 11 @ 2:52PM
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Emoticons not working? They seem to be working fine right now. Let me try:
I've always like Don Rickles..he is funny.
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StraddleMyNose

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Oct 11 @ 5:16PM
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I don't have trouble with them in personal emails to friends. seems like it's not working for me in the blogs. i don't have this problem over on the vanilla site.
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Wordsofwit

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Oct 12 @ 8:50AM
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I can't the emoticons to work in blog comments using Explorer but I don't have a problem in Firefox
BTW, Rickles is 86 YO and he never told any of those jokes.
People really need to check their sources before regurgitating everything mass mailed to their in boxes
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somnium

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Oct 12 @ 12:41PM
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I see my emoticons aren't working and neither does the (B)old, (I)talics and (U)nderline options. I should say I'm using Firefox imbedded in Internet Explorer. I'll try Firefox on its own later!
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StraddleMyNose

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Oct 12 @ 6:04PM
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Yeah, I'm using I.E.
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LadyRamRod_

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Oct 12 @ 8:22PM
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Mine are not working either
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Dongvadam

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Oct 13 @ 1:57PM
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I saw Don Rickles do a series of racial jokes with Mohammed Ali in the audience. When he was on a roll he stopped and asked someone in the first row if Ali was coming for him yet. Very funny but Ali wasn't laughing. Absolutely no one could have gotten away with that...except Don. I always hated the mofo but he seems to please the majority. Just not me and Ali.
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LadyRamRod_

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Oct 15 @ 3:47PM
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Thank you for your comments, even you Mr.Perfect
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prevert69

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Nov 9 @ 3:20PM
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Someone once said that we get the presdint we deserve,....when the next war starts and NO ONE wants to join and he HAS to draft ,just sit back ...have a drink ......and smile at them.
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DROCKTAIL666

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Mar 30 @ 8:36PM
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David Ross is the author, but regardless of who said them, they are hilarious. They author is about as irrelevant as Oslama.
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