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Only he at 84 could get away with this.........Don Rickles

posted 10/11/2012 10:18:49 AM |
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Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?

Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard. Now I
know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract
pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. Reid is so physically
unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr. T. And Reid's so dumb, he
makes Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed! If I
were less polite, I'd say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful.

Speaking of the Speaker ... Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby, you
must'v e been something before electricity.
Seriously, the Speaker may look like an idiot and talks like an idiot but
don't let that fool you. She really is an idiot.

Charlie Rangel ... still alive and still robbing the taxpayers blind. What
does that make, six decades of theft?
Rangel's the only man with a rent-controlled mansion. He's the guy who
writes our tax laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! So
why isn't he the Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a Nigerian

Barney Frank ... he's a better actor than Fred Flintstone. Consider that
he and Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown, and they're not only not
serving time with Bubba and Rodney, they're still heading up the financial
Let's all admit it ... Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on
Novocain.. How did this guy g et elected? Oh, that's right .... he's from
Massachusetts . That's the state that elects Mr. Charisma, John Kerry -- man of
the people!

You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine
bottles with him.
Here's a news flash, Dodd: when your local newspaper calls you a "lying
weasel," it may be time to retire.
Dodd's involved in more shady deals than the Clintons . Even Rangel looks
up to him!

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you ... especially given
your upbringing ~ All you've overcome. I heard your birth certificate is an
apology from the condom factory. I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it
really works for you. Personally, I don't think you're a fool, but what's
my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?

As for President Obama, what can I say? They say President Obama's
arrogant and aloof, but I don't agree.
Now it's true when you enter the room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't
mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
His mind is open to new ideas -- so open that ideas simply pass through
it. Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his first name
really was Barack.
Just don't ask about his middle name! But Obama was able to set a record
... he actually lied more in 60 days than Bill Clinton.

President Obama just completed the UNHOLY and ANTI-AMERICAN TRIFECTA:

1st president in 110 years to miss the annual Army-Navy Football Game.
1st president to not attend any Christmas religious observance.
1st president to stay on vacation after a terrorist attack.


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Oct 11 @ 1:58PM  
Emoticons aren't working, so I hope you don't mind a "LOL" instead.

Oct 11 @ 2:52PM  
Emoticons not working? They seem to be working fine right now. Let me try:

I've always like Don Rickles..he is funny.

Oct 11 @ 5:16PM  
I don't have trouble with them in personal emails to friends. seems like it's not working for me in the blogs. i don't have this problem over on the vanilla site.

Oct 12 @ 8:50AM  
I can't the emoticons to work in blog comments using Explorer but I don't have a problem in Firefox

BTW, Rickles is 86 YO and he never told any of those jokes.

People really need to check their sources before regurgitating everything mass mailed to their in boxes

Oct 12 @ 12:41PM  
I see my emoticons aren't working and neither does the (B)old, (I)talics and (U)nderline options. I should say I'm using Firefox imbedded in Internet Explorer. I'll try Firefox on its own later!


Oct 12 @ 6:04PM  
Yeah, I'm using I.E.

Oct 12 @ 8:22PM  
Mine are not working either

Oct 13 @ 1:57PM  
I saw Don Rickles do a series of racial jokes with Mohammed Ali in the audience. When he was on a roll he stopped and asked someone in the first row if Ali was coming for him yet. Very funny but Ali wasn't laughing. Absolutely no one could have gotten away with that...except Don. I always hated the mofo but he seems to please the majority. Just not me and Ali.

Oct 15 @ 3:47PM  
Thank you for your comments, even you Mr.Perfect

Nov 9 @ 3:20PM  
Someone once said that we get the presdint we deserve,....when the next war starts and NO ONE wants to join and he HAS to draft ,just sit back ...have a drink ......and smile at them.

Mar 30 @ 8:36PM  
David Ross is the author, but regardless of who said them, they are hilarious. They author is about as irrelevant as Oslama.

Jul 27 @ 3:09AM  
Total BS! And a fake...Don would NEVER say anything like that.

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Only he at 84 could get away with this.........Don Rickles