Dictionary for Women's Personal Ads
40-ish............................................49
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone
Athletic......................................No tits
Average looking..................................Ugly
Beautiful.......................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist..........................................Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun..........................................Annoying
New-Age................Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
Professional....................................Bitch
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large frame................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want..
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY OF MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
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DickSlippery
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Jan 23 @ 1:56AM
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DS 
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BigFlirt
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Jan 23 @ 2:03AM
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I think them are true...lol
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dumblonde
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Jan 23 @ 2:07AM
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i can see why you have lots of women...
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slitfiller
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Jan 23 @ 2:20AM
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OUTstanding
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Natasha6972
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Jan 23 @ 2:23AM
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Well from this average looking athletic adventurous feminist you forgot one
Don't even make me repeat myself........your fucked
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TomJ4458
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Jan 23 @ 4:40AM
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I'd laugh but everyone of them is oh so true. There will be repercussions from this you know.     
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jim9562
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Jan 23 @ 6:08AM
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dead on balls accurate,,,,it seems to be upsetting some of the woman though,,but the truth often does
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veeruinus
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Jan 23 @ 7:49AM
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BelAir789
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Jan 23 @ 9:09AM
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You forgot one:
FUNNY GUY: unemployed impotent derelict who tries to compensate with his scathing sense of humour.
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uhohs
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Jan 23 @ 10:00AM
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Good stuff ;-)
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NightOfOld
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Jan 23 @ 10:45AM
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kudo for this one. Very good.
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tlc0766
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Jan 23 @ 10:59AM
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Damn and I always considered myself volpuptous 
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miss_k8
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Jan 29 @ 1:06AM
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hahaha .a lot in here are actually true.at least now we have words to go by.thanks for sharing
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