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posted 9/24/2012 9:30:25 AM |
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Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."



"No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not,' explained Obama.
'That's what we would call great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well,' says Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss... and you can bet your ass it's probably wasn't an accident either."








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HairyPus

Sep 24 @ 11:33AM  
Good one, Lady! You can be sure of one thing. In either case it would be called "racist".
shyguy140

Sep 24 @ 1:34PM  
I love it
StraddleMyNose

online now!
Sep 25 @ 1:14AM  
444Mocha

Aug 4 @ 12:51AM  
How sick!
whosewho

Aug 4 @ 4:31AM  
Well, we can always dream! As much as he's off spending the taxpayers money instead of in DC, we got a shot (hopefully they do too).

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