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posted 9/19/2012 3:47:30 PM |
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In Minnesota there is a town called New Ulm , where there is a large German-speaking population.

One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."

Which means: "Good to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have Shit in it."

The man shouted back: "I'm from Washington. We are here promoting The Obama health care plan.

I don't understand you. Could you please speak in English."

The rancher replied: "I'm sorry. I said to use both hands."

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StraddleMyNose

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Sep 19 @ 7:32PM  
Now that's funny!
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Sep 20 @ 12:25AM  
Funny stuff!

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