In Minnesota there is a town called New Ulm , where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
Which means: "Good to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have Shit in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from Washington. We are here promoting The Obama health care plan.
I don't understand you. Could you please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "I'm sorry. I said to use both hands."
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