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posted 9/10/2012 10:40:44 PM |
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  cottoncandydragon

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in anttempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together
with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At
strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her
husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."

He never heart the Gunshot.

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HairyPus

Sep 11 @ 2:36AM  
My vet calls that "strangled pussy syndrome".
wetnsilky601

Sep 11 @ 4:16AM  
onehornytoad69

Sep 11 @ 12:44PM  
cute!
sugarnspice005

Sep 11 @ 12:50PM  
Sounds like maybe she needs a little trimming if he thought she was sitting on the cat.
StraddleMyNose

Sep 12 @ 11:09PM  
Cute!

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