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1. Medical degrees from Devry.
2. Mandatory organ donor cards.
3. Lighters used to sterilize syringes.
4. Stomach stapling done at Office Max.
5. Coin operated morphine dispensers.
6. Tap water is a plasma substitute.
7. Homeless people all have only one kidney.
8. Free cremation with any major operation.
9. Bunkbeds in the Intensive Care Unit.
10. Your first dose of narcotics is free.
11. Special "showers" for the elderly.
12. Tongue depressors taste like Popsicles.
13. None of the nurses speak English. Como no!
14. The hospital cafeteria failed its health inspection.
15. Ambulances have meters.
16. Hospital walls are infested with "lab" rats.
17. Do-it-yourself heart bypass kits.
18. Wind up pacemakers.
19. You make up your own hospital bed.
20. Anesthesia comes in a bong.
21. Patients' meals are MREs.
22. Leeches make a comeback!
23. Hospital TVs are all turned to MSNBC.
24. Sears surgical tools. by Craftsman
25. A visit to the hospital will automatically cancel your life insurance policy

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Sep 3 @ 11:19PM  


Sep 4 @ 2:09PM  
sorry had to say it, Dont you mean OBAMACARE, sounds just like it

Sep 4 @ 4:41PM  
How about Romobamacare??
As Obamacare used Romney's Mass. healthcare plan as a model

Sep 4 @ 6:48PM  
As Obamacare used Romney's Mass. healthcare plan as a model
Absolutely not true. You really need to get facts straight.

Romney's was also held to one state, and was not federal, and voters wanted this in Ma. It wasn't shoved down peoples throats as the federal mandated one was when the liberals (controlled the house and senate at the time) passed it. One of the reasons congress changed hands back to the Republicans in 2010 by record numbers.

Sep 4 @ 7:22PM  
This is for your blog (Can some right winger come up with a list of ducumented lies that Obama has told?) over on the vanilla site.

75 lies that Obama have told that are documented

Here's another website with the 75 lies Obama has told

Sep 6 @ 9:35AM  
That's nothing Shawn..I had a Dem come up with 100 lies
Problem is they all traced back to some company that claimed Obama had an impeachment against him in 2004
I'll see if I can find the link to see if you can figure it out..

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