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My 10 reasons to vote Republican

posted 8/24/2012 12:15:23 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

1. It's ok to tell women of America they cannot make their own decisions.

2. I fully support making it difficult, if not impossible, for the poor and minorities to vote.

3. The Constitution is just a piece of paper I agree with when it suits me.

4. I want the poor to pay more in taxes while the wealthy get all the breaks.

5. I want to keep the gas prices high so I can point at those evil Liberals and remind everyone how they didn't allow the Keystone Pipeline to be constructed.

6. I want to force creationism be taught in public schools regardless of the fact that there are kids of all faiths or non faiths attending.

7. I want to give big businesses all the breaks they need to send jobs overseas and keep my fellow countrymen/women poor and destitute so they can't think for them selves.

8. I want to destroy the natural habitat to drill for oil that may or may not be in ANWAR.

9. I don't care about the nation's infrastructure. Let it crumble.

10. Green? Yeah, that's a myth. Let's just keep on polluting..I mean, Global Warming is just another scare tactic of the Liberals to make us buy toy cars instead of our Hummers or SUV's.


*note* this it totally done in humor and does not reflect the ideals of me. If you can't laugh...that's on you.

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theSkwirl

Aug 24 @ 12:58PM  
somnium

Aug 24 @ 5:37PM  
You forgot to mention: "I Approve of This Message!"


sugarnspice005

Aug 27 @ 1:38AM  
Seems some don't have a sense of humor. I clearly put "joke, satire" on here to have FUN.

I see some want to take it serious. Fine. No sweat off my back. As to the one bitching she can't comment...I got sick and tired of the snide and snotty comments when I've never done anything to that particular person.

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My 10 reasons to vote Republican