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Top 12 Reasons to Vote Democrat

posted 8/23/2012 9:27:27 AM |
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1. I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever
I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of
gas at 15% isn't.

3. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job
of spending the money I earn than I would.

4. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody
is offended by it.

5. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and
I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers
and thieves.

6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if
it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

7. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies
being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

8. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free
health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take
away the social security from those who paid into it.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give
the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

10. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never
get their agendas past the voters.

11. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions for their oil
to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it
might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish.

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass,
it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

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somnium

Aug 23 @ 10:19AM  
Being that it is my aim to ignore all existing illogical, 'logical' political persuasions (right, left and center) in our country and substitute my own form of 'governing' my life, I believe I'm much better off for it!!

I do like the political sarcasm in your blog though and I'm always happy if a post like this pisses off some diehard party follower somewhere! All that's needed now, is a Republican and an 'Independent' version, to cover the rest of the damaged DNA politicians!


StraddleMyNose

Aug 25 @ 7:40PM  
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