A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large
>> garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once
>> in a
>> while a $20 bill fell out
>> onto the sidewalk.
>> Noticing this, a policeman stopped her,
>> and said, "Ma'am, there are $20
>> bills falling out of that bag."
>> "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go
>> back and see
>> if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer."
>> "Well, now, not so fast," said the cop.
>> "Where did you get all that
>> You didn't steal it, did
>> "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right
>> next to
>> Golf course.
>> A lot of Golfers come and pee through a
>> knot hole in my fence, right into my
>> flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers,
>> you know.
>> Then I thought, 'why not make the best of
>> So, now, I stand behind the fence by the
>> knot hole, real quiet, with my
>> hedge clippers. Every time some guy
>> sticks his thingy through my fence, I
>> surprise him, grab hold of it and say,
>> 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it
>> "Well, that seems only fair," said the
>> cop, laughing." OK. Good luck!
>> Oh, by
>> the way, what's in the other
>> "Not everybody
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