AddThis Social Bookmark Button
Free Dating

The Link Between Oral Sex & Morning Sickness

posted 7/26/2012 4:30:35 PM |
0 kudosgive kudos what's this?
    report abuse
  RevDocLove

New study says pregnancy sickness can be alleviated by ... oral sex?
Can swallowing semen really cure your morning sickness or is this just what men want you to think?

They say that when you're hung over, the best thing for you is to drink another beer. While some people stand by the concept that "hair of the dog" is the best way to get yourself back on track after a night of drinking, others think that mass amounts of hydration, Tums and a dark room will do the trick. No matter where you stand on the matter, you're about to view the phrase "hair of the dog" — the idea that whatever made you ill can make you feel better — in a whole new light.

According to Gordon Gallup, a SUNY-Albany psychologist, the best way to cure morning sickness when you're pregnant is by ingesting what made you sick in the first place: semen. That's right. If you want to quit throwing up all the time during your pregnancy, you should have sperm on tap at all times. But not just anyone's semen; apparently, it's only the juice of the impregnator that will get the job done.

Contrary to earlier beliefs that food is what makes pregnant women sick, Gallup theorizes that the body's not doing so hot because the baby, being made up partially of a foreign material, is causing the sickness. So if we stick to "hair of the dog," the best way to ease that nausea is to swallow some jizz first thing in the morning and your day is set. However, if you've received in vitro fertilization by someone who isn't your husband because his sperm is bunk, then you're kinda screwed. Why? Well as Gallup also theorizes, a major component to morning sickness is the exposure to foreign sperm, as in sperm that was not part of the conception process. What this means is that if you're carrying a baby that is not the genetic result of your husband or other partner, you're more likely to suffer from morning sickness because A) it's part of being preggers, and B) you've got foreign semen entering your body — should you continue to engage in sex while pregnant.

Basically what it comes down to is if you're pregnant and your husband is the father of your child, you should be giving lots of head and swallowing as much as possible to nip that nausea in the bud. If your husband is not the blood father of your kid, then you should steer clear of him and any bodily secretions he may be trying to throw your way. Isn't evolution funny?

Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

   read more blogs!

Blogs by RevDocLove:
Who's On First ?
100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
Under Bush there were 11 embassy attacks and 52 deaths’
Bush’s Secretary of Defense Mocks GOP Attacks
My Hometown
Imagine This..
The Real Truth About the Author of The Truth About Old Men
Forr My Friend Shawn
The Link Between Oral Sex & Morning Sickness
Mitt Romney's Letter To His Former Gardener
Joke Of The Day
Fake Profile
How To Assure Your Place In The Asshole Hall Of Fame
Gaddafi Killed; Mauled by Tiger in Ohio
It's Finally Happened..
Sports Fans..
Armed man barricaded in Arizona air base announces demands
Getting To be A Sad State In AMD
How to Disable Your Cable TV
Borty's Been Here..Hundreds of panties turn up along Ohio road
Cool Video
Nun Has Orgasm During TSA Pat-Down
Completely Sane Patriot Group Found Busily Training in Midwest
GF
For The Non-Morning Person


Comments:

post a comment!

ksk72

Jul 26 @ 6:40PM  
Awesome theory now every soon to be dad on the planet is going to try an use that idea
StraddleMyNose

Jul 26 @ 6:56PM  
Interesting and entertaining read!
somnium

Jul 26 @ 8:05PM  
Now there's a concept I can try and sell to the ladies- I mean, a guy can never have too many avenues of approach with the ladies ya know!


free dating | mission statement | testimonials | safety warning | report abuse | safe list | privacy | legal | 2257 | advertise | link to us

© Copyright 2000-2014 Online Singles, LLC.
OS-WEB02
The Link Between Oral Sex & Morning Sickness