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"Dead donkey"

posted 7/11/2012 8:56:21 AM |
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  LadyRamRod_


Barack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.
Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and
the car comes to a stop. Obama says to the chauffeur: 'You get out and
check, you were driving.' The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports
that the animal is dead.

'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Obama.

Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled
with a big grin on his face. 'My god, what happened to you?' asks
Obama.

The chauffeur replies: 'When I got there, the farmer opened his best
bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter
made love to me.'

'What on earth did you say to them?' asks Obama.

'I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them, 'I'm
Barack Obama's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass.'




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