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posted 7/9/2012 10:45:09 PM |
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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.


1. Men are like Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are likeBananas .
The older they get, the less firm they are.
3.Men are like Weather .
Nothing can be done to change them.
4.Men are like Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars ...
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials .
You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores...
Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8.Men are like . Government Bonds ....
They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara .
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10.Men are like Popcorn .
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get
or how long it will last.
12! . Men are likeLava Lamps .
Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots.
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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wetnsilky601

Jul 10 @ 9:26AM  
You made my day! That was so funny.
StraddleMyNose

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Jul 10 @ 5:39PM  
1. Men are like Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you

Men are likeBananas .
The older they get, the less firm they are
A lot of womens breasts aren't that firm when they age.

Men are like Weather .
Nothing can be done to change them.
Okay, this is true with some of us. Other guys, well, they become pussywhipped.


I see a lot of women nag and bitch the crap out of men.

Men are like . Government Bonds ....
They take soooooooo long to mature
Okay, for the most part, this is true.

13. Men are like Parking Spots.
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now that's funny!

Thanks for the laugh!
sugarnspice005

Jul 10 @ 5:55PM  


Those were good Hog.


mynameismarie

Apr 3 @ 6:28PM  
Brilliant, and very funny!

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