1. Men are like Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you
Men are likeBananas . A lot of womens breasts aren't that firm when they age.
The older they get, the less firm they are
Men are like Weather . Okay, this is true with some of us. Other guys, well, they become pussywhipped.
Nothing can be done to change them.
I see a lot of women nag and bitch the crap out of men.
Men are like . Government Bonds .... Okay, for the most part, this is true.
They take soooooooo long to mature
13. Men are like Parking Spots. Now that's funny!
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Thanks for the laugh!