This may be loaded???????? But since the paddle thought catogerising Awards is more than fair.I (expressing only thought) I think that ASSHOLE AWARDS maybe = to like some sort of golden globes. Sooo! some criteria to become an ASSHOLE starts here.OOps got to reiterate.RANKS of assholes1.asshole 2.typical asshole 3.perfect asshole 4 perfect fucking asshole AND 5.SUPER PERFECT FUCKING ASSHOLE.
Problem is everyone thinks it's easy to become an ASSHOLE, not so! It takes alot of TIME, PATIENCE,and PERSERVERANCE to even think about Qualifing!
Alot of people think YEAH I'll go to bed and wake in the morning and POOF!!!!!!
I'm an ASSHOLE. Unfortunately it doesn't work that way!!!! YOU really have to WORK on it. I've been through some stages and am still grasping for more. Please HELP!!
So maybe some RATINGS will become POPULAR?? (Iknow I would like some sort of good rating) And just remember AIN"T no sense in being an "ASSHOLE" if you AIN"T GOOD at it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    
The ratings maybe quite HUMOROUS?????????????????????????????????
OH YEAH, YOU just may have use rymes to post your KINDA vote
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read more blogs!
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veeruinus
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Jan 22 @ 5:30PM
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the best way is to ask the person who is with him/her how big of an asshole the other person is. 
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veeruinus
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Jan 22 @ 5:37PM
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Oh btw my minds not working so no humor for me and no poetry or rhymes either. 
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StraddleMyNose
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Jan 22 @ 5:38PM
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Hmmm...too many asshole catagories. How about two, mild asshole and super asshole? Af for your other bloh concerning the kinky awards thing, sounds good, but I would love to see more added to the blog awards later on in the year.
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StraddleMyNose
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Jan 22 @ 5:40PM
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Yeah, Veer, I'm not much in the mood for humor myself today. That also goes for blogging for right now, I have too much on my mind right now that's bothering me with what's going on in my personal life.
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veeruinus
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Jan 22 @ 5:59PM
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I can relate to you straddle. Fucking Life.
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DickSlippery
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Jan 22 @ 8:54PM
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Watch Urself, Veer...Ur liable 2 disqualify Urself from any kind of asshole status if U keep giving a shit about others!
DS 
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joltman20
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Jan 23 @ 5:58AM
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Thanks DS ! Yeah, it took me four decades to try and climb the asshole ladder wouldn't want to loose that status with politeness.
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