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posted 1/22/2007 5:13:06 PM |
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  joltman20

This may be loaded???????? But since the paddle thought catogerising Awards is more than fair.I (expressing only thought) I think that ASSHOLE AWARDS maybe = to like some sort of golden globes. Sooo! some criteria to become an ASSHOLE starts here.OOps got to reiterate.RANKS of assholes1.asshole 2.typical asshole 3.perfect asshole 4 perfect fucking asshole AND 5.SUPER PERFECT FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Problem is everyone thinks it's easy to become an ASSHOLE, not so! It takes alot of TIME, PATIENCE,and PERSERVERANCE to even think about Qualifing!
Alot of people think YEAH I'll go to bed and wake in the morning and POOF!!!!!!
I'm an ASSHOLE. Unfortunately it doesn't work that way!!!! YOU really have to WORK on it. I've been through some stages and am still grasping for more. Please HELP!!
So maybe some RATINGS will become POPULAR?? (Iknow I would like some sort of good rating) And just remember AIN"T no sense in being an "ASSHOLE" if you AIN"T GOOD at it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The ratings maybe quite HUMOROUS?????????????????????????????????
OH YEAH, YOU just may have use rymes to post your KINDA vote

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veeruinus

Jan 22 @ 5:30PM  
the best way is to ask the person who is with him/her how big of an asshole the other person is.
veeruinus

Jan 22 @ 5:37PM  
Oh btw my minds not working so no humor for me and no poetry or rhymes either.
StraddleMyNose

Jan 22 @ 5:38PM  
Hmmm...too many asshole catagories. How about two, mild asshole and super asshole? Af for your other bloh concerning the kinky awards thing, sounds good, but I would love to see more added to the blog awards later on in the year.
StraddleMyNose

Jan 22 @ 5:40PM  
Yeah, Veer, I'm not much in the mood for humor myself today. That also goes for blogging for right now, I have too much on my mind right now that's bothering me with what's going on in my personal life.
veeruinus

Jan 22 @ 5:59PM  
I can relate to you straddle. Fucking Life.
DickSlippery

Jan 22 @ 8:54PM  
Watch Urself, Veer...Ur liable 2 disqualify Urself from any kind of asshole status if U keep giving a shit about others!

DS
joltman20

Jan 23 @ 5:58AM  
Thanks DS ! Yeah, it took me four decades to try and climb the asshole ladder wouldn't want to loose that status with politeness.

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