An atheist was seated next to a little girl on a plane and he turned to her and said "would you like to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers" The little girl who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "what would you like to talk about" "Oh I don't know" said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or Heaven, or Hell or life after death" as he smiled smugly. "ok she says. Those could be interesting topics but first last me ask you a question. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same food- grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets. A cow excretes a flat patty. And a horse excretes giant clumps. Why do you suppose that is" The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence thinks for a moment and says "Hmm, I have no idea" To which the little girl replies "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven, Hell or life after death when you clearly don't know shit"
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