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The Importance of walking

posted 6/16/2012 8:58:06 AM |
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Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $4,000 per month.





My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we have no idea where the hell he is.

I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.





The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing...





I joined a health club last year,
spent about 250 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there!

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.





I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'





If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.





We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a pub with a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.





You could run this over to your friends
But just e-mail it to them!
It will save you the walk!



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manwithoutahorse

Jun 16 @ 9:11AM  
Very Cute...but I have to admit I run (sometimes walk) 12-15 miles a week. Helps me to feel much younger than I am.
budman701

Jun 17 @ 7:23PM  
I find myself running everyday....running out of beer
Johnsmith8

Nov 20 @ 1:53AM  
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.


What you need is a dog. I'm not sure if he's house trained, but he rarely barks, just a whimper every so often.......:)

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