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posted 1/22/2007 10:35:08 AM |
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Ever catch a little buzz and start pondering off the wall BS....I mean the kind of stuff that if you were to speak it out loud to your friends they'd look at you like you were on something? Uhh...nevermind. What was I saying? Oh, yeah...like on "Revenge of the Nerds" when Poindexter got stoned and analyzed the possibilities of infinite smallness and perpetual bigness (any weed you get from a guy named "Booger" may accelerate that process). By the way, remember when they were all watching the surveillance cams they set up in the showers of the girls' sorrority and Booger yells out, "WE"VE GOT BUSH!" - that line is a classic...I yell that out every now then when my fiance takes her panties off but she's a little younger than I am and I believe it goes right past her and makes me look like a spaz....I get that feeling cuz she rolls her eyes and it looks like she's thinking "I can call this damn wedding off if you stay this weird."

Back to the point at hand: I found myself thinking of sex toys and then it hit me. Most women love their toys....an undebatable fact. As far as more than a man loves his hand....now that's debatable. Also, I understand that nothing beats flesh on flesh action for women....when it's with someone special or it's just that damn good.....agreed. But I want to break down the basics here and look at it for what it is - a woman places a manufactured product inside her, gets off, and life is good. I myself think it's VERY HOT to watch a girl pleasure herself....her facial expressions get me excited, plus I learn a thing or two on what she likes. The toys come in a variety shapes and sizes and speeds and colors and textrures and some even mount on the wall so a girl can just go to town. AHA!

Here it is: Think about this girls - if your new boyfriend had a molded vagina in his closet and reveals to you that every now then when he's feeling a little frisky he likes to mount that bad boy on his wall and screw the daylights out of it what would be your immediate reaction be. I know they're out there but let's face it: GIRL and her VIBRATOR --- SEXY .....MAN and his MOUNTED VAGINA ---- A BIT CREEPY!

Why is that and......is it really fair.....I'm pretty sure Booger would own one but that's exactly my point...a bit creepy.

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PrincessKissy

Jan 22 @ 10:47AM  
I think you should create and manufacture one, it'd be great for those times we want to say... AHH GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

Would come in handy too when we are ill, too tired, and "those" times of the month. I think you have a winner here!!!

Great idea!
ynot7769

Jan 22 @ 10:49AM  
good and DIFFERENT topic....hmmmm will be interesting to see what developes.......years ago i a woman i lived with n i used to shop every few weeks for new stuff......and one year she surprised me at xmass with one of those pocket pussies..vibrator attatched to it.....and she loved usin it on me...kinda like you would use a vibe on your woman.....now...MOUNTING it to the wall alone?? nope ....can't say i ever went that far.....nope me and Barb never ever went that far...not at all...*shhh Barb....we're not telling em' that either*........but we'll see how this developes
DiscreetDreams

Jan 22 @ 10:53AM  
I'm thinking maybe add a little warmth to it, a small vibration, make a little extra on a "recommended lube" - electric shock might be a problem
Looking4ever

Jan 22 @ 12:05PM  
her facial expressions get me excited

A bit off the topic you posed but...

If you enjoy her facial expressions, it follows that most men do also, right? Same goes for most women, I think. Agree? Then why the hell do guys want to focus the stupid web cam on them beating their penis?!?!?! Personally, I don't care to watch a guy jacking off online. I'd really rather not be invited to watch, especially a guy I don't know. But, your statement just jumped out at me and I felt the need to spout off here.

As for your topic? I have no problem with it. Again, I don't think I really want to watch. But, perhaps, depending on the circumstances. The only problem comes is when they would rather have the artificial or their hand then real, flesh to flesh.
Pudge2you

Jan 22 @ 12:24PM  
I once mounted a vagina and the damn thing bucked so hard I nearly fell off!
DiscreetDreams

Jan 22 @ 1:01PM  
Looking.....you do raise a good point I suppose. I guess it's like when I'm watching porn.....I tend to fast forward the close-up of the girl's finger in herself. It just doesn't do it for me.

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