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posted 5/27/2012 11:54:37 AM |
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  StraddleMyNose

Looking for 500 celebrity women to straddle me all at the same time. Must know what they're doing and can cum on command when told.

Red heads, blondes, and brunettes welcomed. Experience not required.

Only requirements needed are must wear skirts, enjoy straddling, must not be a skank, a bimbo, white trash, hillbilly, and must have teeth.

CALL ME at 555-555-8585

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sugarnspice005

May 27 @ 12:14PM  
Bad Shawn!

How many times you gotta be told to stop posting your phone number before you learn that it's gonna get ya trouble? Didn't that last round with Lindsay teach you anything? Now you're gonna have to change your phone number again.

StraddleMyNose

May 27 @ 12:18PM  
How many times you gotta be told to stop posting your phone number before you learn that it's gonna get ya trouble? Didn't that last round with Lindsay teach you anything?
Yeah yeah..... having her, Brittany Spears, and Paris Hilton show up at my doorstep last time, you'd think I've learn not to try this again.

somnium

May 27 @ 3:14PM  
In order for this to work so that the ladies don't have to wait too long, send me each one [with or without panties] when she's through straddling your face, to straddle mine! That way, we can keep 'em moving, in a closed loop kinda thing!


pinklipstick2

May 27 @ 4:02PM  
Looks like you both have a plan now ya just need some females
StraddleMyNose

May 27 @ 4:10PM  
Wynona Ryder just called. She wants to......

MsPat

May 27 @ 6:29PM  
Keep in mind Som is thinking about starting up a massage business... it could be good if they go there first and he could get the fore play over with for you .. ofcourse you'll be taking the chance of never seeing them once he gets his hands on them they may never leave ... just a thought
somnium

May 27 @ 7:10PM  
Looks like you both have a plan now ya just need some females

You're right- that is a bit of a problem these days, fur sure!


somnium

May 27 @ 7:18PM  
once he gets his hands on them they may never leave ... just a thought

Practice, practice, practice! Always give more than you get... is my motto!


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