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posted 5/17/2012 8:51:46 AM |
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  LadyRamRod_




Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker, and a "Blame it on Bush" poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.

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manwithoutahorse

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May 17 @ 9:05AM  
I hope it's delivered with a kiss...usually when I get screwed I at least get a kiss out of the deal.
soft_touch938

May 17 @ 12:00PM  
That's funny...well...actually scary as it could be real under this administration...one never knows... (cookie for the giggle)
needsomenow789

May 17 @ 1:00PM  
Hey Lady, that was a dandy
StraddleMyNose

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May 17 @ 1:19PM  


Kudo for the laugh!
40DWM

May 17 @ 4:49PM  
Truth is often stranger than fiction....this could easily be true.....

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