a friend sent this to me and i had to share
SING IT GIRLS!!!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches,
Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on....
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and
you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was
bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no
Anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now - go, ! Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
[Chorus]
I will survive!
I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey
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geena
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Jan 22 @ 2:03AM
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 Can't wait to sing it in Karaoke
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evening_storm
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Jan 22 @ 2:03AM
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I love this!!!!
Rain
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belle1010
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Jan 22 @ 2:16AM
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That's great! I needed the laugh, thanks!
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jezzarae
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Jan 22 @ 2:27AM
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Oh that was priceless thankyou so much for sharing it. 
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ksk72
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Jan 22 @ 2:52AM
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So Funny Yet so sad how true it is
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zena343
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Jan 22 @ 3:12AM
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Ohh my gawd that was funny
Zena
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openmindedguy71
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Jan 22 @ 4:23AM
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Damn can I borrow that? I gotta send that to a few friends.... that is tooo fucking funny...
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Looking4ever
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Jan 22 @ 6:43AM
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That's great!!!!!!!!!!! Love it!
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Natasha6972
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Jan 22 @ 6:55AM
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Funny how that seems to happen to all of us at some point.
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Mymastersslave
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Jan 22 @ 9:01AM
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ynot7769
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Jan 22 @ 10:18AM
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GREAT....too bad it's happening!
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BigGreyWolf347
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Jan 22 @ 10:35AM
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I want to be there when you sing that for karaoke. What a laugh! Thanks for sharing that.
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BigFlirt
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Jan 22 @ 10:55AM
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That was good.....
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PrincessKissy
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Jan 22 @ 11:20AM
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OMG... I think I have to print this and REALLY sing it at karaoke... I karaoke every chance I get!! Thanks for sharing!
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Argit01
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Jan 22 @ 11:45AM
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I think I posted this a while ago myself.
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tlc0766
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Jan 22 @ 11:49AM
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OMG love it!!!!!!!
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Vinnie29
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Jan 22 @ 11:56AM
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Hilarious.
My sister wants to know if she can borrow it for Karaoke this friday?[B]
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