How could this low-life Republican do this??
Be careful.., it may bring tears.
The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican candidate nor Obama had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things.
The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.
It was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two
candidates to determine the winner.
After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin .
There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out
separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for
counting and verification by a team of neutral parties.
At the end of the first day, the republican candidate returned to the starting
line and he had 10 fish.
Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having a bad day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day. At the end of the 2nd day republican came in with 20 fish and democrat candidate came in again with none.
That evening, the democrats got together secretly and said, "I think the
republican candidate is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. Tomorrow don't
bother fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating.'
The next night (after the republican candidate returns with 50 fish), the
democrats got together for the report of how the republicans were cheating.
Obama said, "You are not going to believe this, he's cutting holes in the
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