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posted 4/27/2012 8:33:06 PM |
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  sugarnspice005

Just a little chuckle for you all:


A doctor and his hot red haired girlfriend are getting down to have some hot sex. After a while of foreplay, the girlfriend goes to give her doctor a blow job. The doctor, blissfully awaiting her magic is shocked when she chomps down on his throbbing cock!

"What the hell are you doing????" he exclaims, grabbing a towel to stop the bleeding. His girlfriend explains: "I went to the eye doctor yesterday and he told me my eyes were showing signs of going bad and that I should eat more penis to save them." The boyfriend, being an Optometrist, told her: "He meant PEANUTS not penis! I swear if it weren't for your red hair, I would think you were a blonde!" The girlfriend gasps, starts crying and asks: "Are you telling me my roots are starting to show????"




Thank you..I hope you enjoyed my little "story".

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StraddleMyNose

Apr 27 @ 8:39PM  
Hopefully, MaryAnn doesn't see this.

Btw, why did she cancel again?
40DWM

Apr 27 @ 9:10PM  
Blind.......Deaf.....Dumb

STREEAK three.....
somnium

Apr 27 @ 9:56PM  
Sooooo... they call him 'teeny weeny' now??


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