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posted 1/21/2007 7:17:13 PM |
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  StraddleMyNose

This one goes out to TLC and Cable Guy...I hope you two and others enjoy these.


1. Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away

2. Are your parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special

3. My love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in

4. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out

5. Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em

6. If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole

7. I know I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock

8. Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner

9. If yer unna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon

10. Yer face reminds me of a wrench,...every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.



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StraddleMyNose

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Jan 21 @ 7:59PM  
Damn, I guess people are soured on jokes today or something.
tlc0766

Jan 21 @ 8:28PM  
I am not a redneck!! did you forget I am Now the HILLBILLY BITCH!!!!
JJN4Fun

Jan 21 @ 8:31PM  
Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away



Reminds me of a scene in Van Wilder :)
kayla524

Jan 21 @ 8:35PM  
i like them all but number 8.. some of them i heard before and some are new to me..
belle1010

Jan 21 @ 8:53PM  
veeruinus

Jan 22 @ 7:32AM  
Thanks for the laugh dude.
NightOfOld

Jan 23 @ 12:08AM  

Gamn it straddle those are to fucking funny.
I'm proud to have you as a friend.
maliciousdestruction

Jan 24 @ 12:11AM  
This is sad, but about 2 weeks ago i used number 7 in a bar,(proving that redneckness is contagious, i used to live in detroit, would never have used it there lol)

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