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I Could Have Had Some Fun With This!!!
posted 4/11/2012 9:29:56 PM |
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onehornytoad69
Yesterday after surgery....the Nurse made drink something... Hell that was not a hard task..since I had not drank anything since midnight...and it was after 2:30 pm then....!! I was thirsty to say the Least!!!
Then the Nurse tells me..that they had put in a Catheter while I was under anesthesia...and I had to go Pee before I could leave also!!!
I was never informed that this would have happened!
I was like...What?????
She said ..yeah they had to do it before surgery!!! I told her...well damn....To me..thats a Need to know type of thingy right there!!!
I coulda had some fun with this!! Think about it!!!
I coulda wrote Notes on the sides of my Penis!!!
Thoughts for Notes are welcome!!!
Here's a few that I thought of at the time!!!
1. Handle with Care....
2. Don't start Something..unless you can finish it!! (Phone numbers are welcome!
)
3. Good to the last Drop!!
4. Wanted: 1 Good Warm wet home!!!
5. I don't bite...lick me and see!!!
6. CPR NEEDED ASAP!!!
Can you come up with any Notes?
Just asking!!
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StraddleMyNose
Apr 11 @ 9:33PM
manwithoutahorse
Apr 11 @ 9:48PM
Images in the mirror appear larger than they really are.
sugarnspice005
Apr 11 @ 9:50PM
An old Billy Squier song comes to mind:
"Stroke Me, Stroke Me!"
onehornytoad69
Apr 11 @ 9:56PM
Rub me.... there's a Genie inside!!!
Thanks everyone for your comments!!!
MaryAnn_
Apr 11 @ 10:07PM
WANNA LICK???
onehornytoad69
Apr 11 @ 10:12PM
Caution: Explosive
MaryAnn_
Apr 11 @ 10:15PM
rub, lick .. repeat..
pinklipstick2
Apr 11 @ 10:18PM
spit shines welcome
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Apr 11 @ 10:21PM
I shaved ..just 4 u
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Apr 12 @ 8:28PM
Free to good home
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Apr 3 @ 5:48AM
LMFAO! That's f'ucking awesome!
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I Could Have Had Some Fun With This!!!