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posted 4/5/2012 2:22:36 PM |
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Another e-mail I received today-

Hi,incredible profile .I saw your profile and it caused an unusual impact,I am interested in you. You have such a beautiful profile.Have you found your lover?If you are still searching,I would like to know more about you,what motivates you?What makes your heart leap with passion?Love?Joy?I find your intelligence very exciting.Your profile drew me in and captivated me. Mine seems so barren compared to yours but i tried to explain little about me on there. I'm looking for a woman who wants to take the time to get to know me through email correspondence and an open sharing of the head and the heart first through email and instant chat on yahoo or aim and then negotiating a meeting in person if we both remain interested. I am ready willing and able to venture forth on a journey that will leave the past behind while preserving the best memories and forgiving the ones that were hurtful and usually unintentional. I live life one day, one hour, one moment at a time. I want and need the healing power of love physically emotionally and spiritually. I live as if time were on fire and I believe that every day of the right relationship should be treated like the first day of our honeymoon. I want to share what I have with one special woman who will appreciate that I have a deep capacity to love that needs to be filled and fulfilled. We can't keep it unless we give it away. I am writing these thoughts as the flow into my head and my sense is that they are coming directly from my heart. I'm feeling very peaceful now and this seems like the appropriate place to stop.If for some reason we happen not to be right for each other, I wish you the best in your search. I wish you continued passion and an exciting lover to keep your fires burning. I appreciate and admire your intensity. have a nice day and stay sweet all the time..... you can email me: xxxxxxxxxxx,that is if you are interested,,Looking forward to meet you there, because i don't usually check my account on here .



REALLY?????

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Luvrgrl

Apr 5 @ 2:24PM  
And the VERY NEXT e-mail was this-

Hello pretty woman, compliment of the season. Please pardon me to announce to you that my eyes have never gazed so attractively on a woman mostly like you, most expectially on profile picture like your own today. You are someone I cannot just avoid and skip by but to express my interest and concern for you. I will be so much exited if you could kindly welcome me as a friend beyond words. Please kindly write me back via my email address: .Love to hear from you dear


somnium

Apr 5 @ 3:10PM  
Don't these people know anything about paragraphs??

Mine seems so barren compared to yours

Has no life!

i tried to explain little about me

An ex-con perhaps??

an open sharing of the head and the heart

We already know which head he's talking about!

I am ready willing and able to venture forth on a journey that will leave the past behind

I've already seen both the TV series (original and sequel) and the movie 'The Fugitive'!

Run girl, run!!


Please pardon me to announce to you that my eyes have never gazed so attractively on a woman mostly like you

Definitely written by an Nigerian! So, now they're getting into the love business to scam people??


StraddleMyNose

Apr 5 @ 3:16PM  
Don't these people know anything about paragraphs??


Mine seems so barren compared to yours

Has no life!


i tried to explain little about me

An ex-con perhaps??


an open sharing of the head and the heart

We already know which head he's talking about!


I am ready willing and able to venture forth on a journey that will leave the past behind

I've already seen both the TV series (original and sequel) and the movie 'The Fugitive'!

Run girl, run!!

40DWM

Apr 5 @ 3:25PM  
HHHhhheeyyyyyyy......I sent those with good intentions....

And NO, I'm NOT a Nigerian.......
onehornytoad69

Apr 5 @ 6:17PM  
Well my Freaks (Scammer/Spammers) are getting better!!!
I had one the other week...that just sent a lil short and sweet email....and she wasn't that far away..and did not want my email..addy either!!!!

But after 2 messages...I figured her out!!!
They are getting better!!!
sugarnspice005

Apr 5 @ 8:01PM  
At least it makes for some entertainment.
manwithoutahorse

Apr 5 @ 9:58PM  
It's far easier for me to hit delete than when I first came here. I didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings...now I don't want to find myself talking to a bot or someone really from another country really intent on hackin my email (been there, done it, got hacked). delete is a wonderful feeling...wait, that could be a country song. Be right back....
flavorbuster

Apr 6 @ 7:01AM  
Damn !!! Did you show this guy a nude photo ? Yep you must have provoked it.
Luvrgrl

Apr 6 @ 11:01AM  
Scammers-yes, bots? I doubt it....I mean who says this stuff?

I am ready willing and able to venture forth on a journey that will leave the past behind while preserving the best memories and forgiving the ones that were hurtful and usually unintentional. I live life one day, one hour, one moment at a time. I want and need the healing power of love physically emotionally and spiritually.

It does sound a bit like Flav, tho, doesn't it???
onehornytoad69

Apr 7 @ 1:55PM  
Wow....I'm truly IN-LOVE!!!!


It's was very nice and wonderful to see your unique and uncommon profile on here..Your natural handsome really amazed me,and i don't know man like you still remain on this earth, well i just guess maybe God had pardon you for a woman like me to love..As a matter of fact,since i have been going through profiles on here,..Have never seen a profiles like your's..and its certainly give me a chance to introduce my deeply feelings for you....I have been looking for a man like you...and the love annalizer say's...you may been searching for your soul-mate over year's....but it's takes you just a seconds to meet him,so dear i hope you're the one for me,Because my heart do really caught you right....you touch my feeling's indeed.
im single woman,who's looking for serious man to love i live in TX ...i will love to know more about you ,if you don't to chat you can give me your email address to cantact each other for more introduction

This was from MD.... All this from just reading my profile!! Its a damn good thang..that we have Never had SEX!!!! Just saying..
kmp21157

Apr 8 @ 3:35AM  
welcome to scams........
so woman do get them....... my inbox is full of them.

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